Former TMZ Producer Dante Greco jokes about today's news: - Tiger Woods getting blowback for a Tampon gag - Kayla Lemiuex, notorious gigantic prosthetic-breasted teacher, spotted dressed as a MAN - Don Lemon was absent from his CNN morning gig after his sexism controversy - $42,000 Jeff Koon sculpture SHATTERED in Miami - Sam Smith called a "p******e" by an angry Irish woman in New York - Did the USAF spend $400,000 to shoot down a $13 "hobby club" balloon? - Happy Birthday Yoko Ono!