Raven is still homeless. Still alone. Still

incredibly depressed. 

Featuring: Marshall Hershel Pain Mail # 16

Memorable Quotes:

Murphy Higgins: If you believe you can

achieve.

Raven: A couple of years ago I set out to

expose the fallacy that is facebook and add everyone on it. Then everyone will

realize what a fake and phony social networking site it is. You can be friends

with everyone, even if you don’t know them. So help me achieve my goal of being

friends with everyone on facebook so I can finally, one day, release a status

so miserable that it sheds light on all the lies in the lives of everyone. Yes,

that’s right.

Raven: All the men’s shelters are closed so

I’ll have to sleep on a bench this evening. Oh the things I do for this show.

Raven is hosting the show all by himself

again.

He has been living in homeless shelters,

Boberan has ran off, and he is miserable.

Esper calls in and claims he is in Hong

Kong and has been kidnapped.

Then another Esper… Esper Diago calls in

and claims he has been kidnapped.

Esper Diago just wants one last song request

before he dies because his kidnappers are listening to CJSR.

Esper Banyon just wants to live through the

night.

Raven just wants to do a radio show.

Featuring: Marshall Hershel Pain Mail #15

The first real episode of The Darkness of

my Soul’s final season has Esper still travelling the world. Raven has replaced

Esper with a new host: Emir O’Hanlon

Esper and Sean both call in and Marshall Hershel writes in with Pain Mail # 14 

Darkness ensues… only one small problem:

prunes

 Memorable

Quotes:

Raven: …that’s our bread and butter here at

the Darkness of my Soul, or should I say, our pizza pops and wine

Emir: Our Prune Juice and Goat Cheese

Raven: ughh Emir. I don’t mean to be

ridiculous, this seems ridiculous… but you can’t keep mentioning prunes. Just

stop.

Emir: My dad used to always say, “when life

has you down and out, just take a prune, put it in your mouth, chew on it, and

let all the pain of the world just disappear into your belly” 

Raven: Prunes are disgusting. They’re

little and shrivelled. They’re like little poops that you put in your mouth,

made of fruit.

It is the CJSR Fun-Drive and Raven is alone

because Esper has taken off to see the world after having been released from prison.

Raven is miserable as usual and is

discouraging of the fun-drive, but people still want to donate.

Long-time volunteers for CJSR; Lachlan

Hubble and Sam Dench fill-in for Raven and Esper on the Darkness Of My Soul.

People only recently became aware that DOMS

had been running in re-runs for a full year, due to Raven and Esper having been

thrown in jail for multiple murders.

Lachlan and Sam announce that if Raven and

Esper don’t return to radio the following week than DOMS will be cancelled

forever.

 

Through doing the fill-on; Lachlan and Sam

discover their inner pain that they didn’t even know was there.

Raven is certain Boberan has been abducted by aliens or the government. He plays a clip as evidence.A caller named Sean calls in with his own theories.John and Jim were found in Taber, AB with their memories erased. Probably as part of the Boberan kidnapping conspiracy.Raven discovers that the podcast (this podcat) holds information that neither of our heroes knew about... like this:http://thedarknessofmysoul.podbean.com/2010/12/09/apr27-2010-it%E2%80%99s-boberan/The first ever pain Email (P-mail) from Marshall Hershel is read on this episode.Esper's nose is whistly.Raven's HaikuPoltergeist my face is but a skeleton skullReality I"You ever see "Conspiracy Theory" Raven?""You're pulling a Mel, as we say in the industry"

After being electrocuted, Esper gets a visit from Dr.Keyes in the hospital who reveals that the shock stopped Esper's intelligence from dropping anymore. After some testing, his doctorate, elements and compounds, and pride are taken away from him.Raven is extremely depressed about Boberan and trying to deal with his pain in art school.He creates a Painsicle stick Boberan.Raven and Esper decide to start a band. They decide on a name: Transylvanian PresidentDespite all their problems they agree that, "things may be bad, but at least Dr.Contutyul is helping us"Raven's Haiku:The paincakes in spainThey fall mainly on the painPain Pain Pain Pain Pain

It is the last Darkness Of My Soul that begins at Midnight (the witching hour).Raven insists that the Pain Line and the Pain Text Line are no longer a part of the show.Esper keeps breaking down into crying fits.Raven has started seeing Dr.Contutyul as well. They both agree they have been crying more since starting her hypnosis therapy for depression."Raven, you look like a fat Hitler's mom"Raven's Haiku:White white snow black heartExhaust flows from the bus pipeMy life blows away

Our heroes are extremely depressed and doing nothing with their lives. Raven goes back to art school after a couple years hiatus.Esper continues to see Dr.Contutyul. She has started a hypnosis therapy to treat his depression.He reveals that the hypnosis sessions sometimes last hours and he often awakens in strange places with weird smells.Esper is convinced there are two SPK's: The late 70's/early 80's dark industrial noise band, and the mid 80's/early 90's cheesy synth-pop band. Raven face palms. Hilarity ensues.Raven's HaikuMy phone sits quietNo one calls it wont ring itwont ring it wont itMemorable quotes:Esper: Rena used to say, "you're my little onion breath smelling man"Raven: That doesn't sound like a complimentRaven: I used to be a lot deeperEsper: I thought you were going to say thinner, better looking... cleaner.Raven:People eat a lot at Christmas timeEsper: How many Christmas times did you have?Raven:At least people won't say I look like Michael Cera anymore.Esper: Well they'll just say you look like a fat Michael Cera

Esper finally comes to terms with what happened in outer space and faces reality. He is upset.Christmas has just passed and our heroes are both extremely depressed.Esper is so upset he decides to go speak with Dr.Contutyul.She is... helpful?Raven realizes through clips from past episodes that Boberan may have been abducted by S.P.O.O. (Sound Poets out and outraged)There is Chris Isaak, the spirit of Rena Ruptash, and tears...Memorable quotes:Raven: Santa isn't realEsper: Really?Raven: Yes Esper, Santa isn't realEsper: Did I know that? Is that something I was in denial about?Esper's Haiku:Denial: one wordLove: One word - Never againPain is all I know