The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

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  • Teaser Petra’s Pro-Tips

    🎙️ Swipe Burnout: Petra’s Passive-Aggressive Pro Tips™

    Petra’s back in the studio — caffeinated, slightly judgmental, and miraculously cord-free (for now).


    In this teaser, our favorite passive-aggressive pterodactyl sips her Tranquili-Tea™, side-eyes a red flag, and delivers the survival tips no dating app warned you about.


    Because sometimes growth is just… not chewing through the mic cables.


    🦖💅 Catch the full episode on Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide.

    1 min
  • Episode 11 Talk is Not Extinct

    Episode 11: Talk Is Not Extinct – Communication Hacks from a Megalosaurus MacGyverii


    Ever feel like your love life needs a translator, a toolkit, and maybe... tacos? Same.


    This week, Clever Girl teams up with Megalosaurus MacGyverii—relationship fixer, emotional handyman, and proud taco enthusiast—to decode dating misfires before they erupt into extinction-level events. From vague texts to tone-deaf “I’m fines,” we’re diving into the real meteor of modern romance: miscommunication.


    Plus, Petra the Passive-Aggressive Pterodactyl makes a chaotic cameo (and possibly fries the soundboard) while dishing out red flags and sarcasm in equal measure.


    Grab your duct tape and tacos—it’s time to talk it out, or walk it off.


    Survival Skill: Say what you mean, before it turns into smoke signals.

    Featuring: Emotional wrenches, boundary tape, listener mail, and dino drama.

    Unofficially Sponsored By: Cretaceous Communication Co.™

    15 min
  • Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl Episode 10 – The Rejectosaurus Wrecks
    Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl
    Episode 10 – The Rejectosaurus Wrecks
    Because rejection doesn’t mean you’re unlovable — it just means you dodged the wrong dino.
    Swipe left on shame and roar through the heartache! In this episode, Clever Girl tackles the sting of rejection with claws out and confidence up. From surprise ghostings to awkward “it’s not you” messages, we unpack why rejection hurts and how to bounce back bolder.
    With special guest Trixie the Triceratops, a rapid-fire game of “Rejection Reaction or Raptor Overreaction,” and listener mail that digs deep into the emotional fossil record — this episode is your breakup balm and dino-strength pep talk in one.
    RAWR means “you’ll be okay.”
    #DatingAppApocalypse #RejectosaurusWrecks #SwipeSurvival #PodcastTherapy #CleverGirlGuide
    18 min
  • Episode 9: Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus
    Jealousy isn’t just a feeling—it’s a full-blown prehistoric rampage.
    In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl, we dive into the green-eyed emotional dino that loves to stomp all over your confidence. From passive scrolling panic to spirals of comparison, Clever Girl is here to help you survive it all—with claws, charm, and a few hilarious confessions.
    Plus, special guest Trixie the Therapist Triceratops joins us to break down the difference between healthy jealousy and emotional extinction events.
    You’ll also get rapid-fire roar-or-horn moments, listener mail drama, and a sneak peek at next week’s episode: Rejectosaurus Wrecks.
    Because comparison isn’t just the thief of joy—it’s a whole dang dino heist.
    #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlPodcast #JealousySucks #EmotionalSurvival #GreenEyedGiganotosaurus #TrixieTalks #PodcastDatingTips
    17 min
  • teaser for Episode 9 Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus featuring special guest Trixie
    preview of Saturdays episode Jealousy isn’t just a feeling—it’s a full-blown prehistoric rampage. Get ready for Ep 9: Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus, featuring special guest Trixie the Therapist Triceratops. Clever Girl’s got your back with survival skills to tame the green-eyed beast before it wrecks your love life.
    #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlPodcast #EmotionalSurvival #PodcastDatingTips #appsurvival #onlinedating
    1 min
  • Clever Girl: Galactic Edition – A Star Wars Day Special
    From swipe-right chaos to interstellar chases, Clever Girl is back—this time with a blaster and a bounty. In this Star Wars Day special, our pink-fedora-wearing dating detective trades the jungle for hyperspace, proving that heartbreak doesn’t stand a chance in a galaxy full of red flags.
    May the Fourth be with your love life.
    #CleverGirlPodcast #MayThe4th #SwipeWars #StarWarsDay #DatingDisasters #BountyHunterEdition
    2 min
  • Episode 8 Date, Mate, or Hibernate — Enter Relationship Park (At Your Own Risk)
    Are you relationship-ready or just emotionally jet-lagged?
    In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide, we step into Relationship Park—where emotional maturity is your only map, and T-Rex-sized red flags roam free.
    Join Clever Girl (yes, she's wearing her pink fedora) and guest relationship coach Jordan Marin as they explore how to tell if you're ready to date, mate… or hibernate. From emotional checklists to listener mail packed with ghosters, rebound regrets, and fast-moving flings, this one’s full of survival wisdom with just the right amount of sass.
    Plus: the ultimate game of Tour Guide or T-Rex? — because not everyone deserves the keys to your emotional Jeep.
    Tagline: Because catching feelings is way scarier than getting eaten by a T-Rex.
    #CleverGirlPodcast #DatingAppApocalypse #RelationshipReadiness #TourGuideOrTRex #EmotionalSurvivalGuide #PodcastEpisode #SelfWorthInTheJungle #SwipeSmart #DatingWithIntention #SpotifyPodcast
    15 min
  • episode 7 First Date or Final Destination
    Because not all who wander into date night return emotionally intact…
    Welcome to the jungle, brave swipers! In this episode, your talon-toting host Clever Girl takes you deep into the wilds of first date survival. From red flag warnings (late arrivals, weirdly intense eye contact, last-minute location swaps) to green light wins (laughing together, asking real questions, respecting boundaries), we’re breaking down everything you need to know before you meet IRL.
    Featuring a guest expert, hilarious listener stories, the "Dino Dating Rule of Three," and a brand-new segment DMs From the Jungle — this isn’t just another swipe saga. It’s emotional reconnaissance.
    Pack your gut instincts and your exit strategy — because in the world of dating, sometimes the scariest thing isn’t rejection… it’s staying too long at the wrong watering hole.
    Next time: Episode 8 — "Date, Mate, or Hibernate — Enter Relationship Park (At Your Own Risk)"
    Listen now. Trust your gut. Snack often. Rawr.
    #DatingAppApocalypse #FirstDateFails #SwipeSmart #CleverGirlPodcast
    16 min
  • Episode 6 Swipe Right or Run for Your Life — The Pre-Date Flag Field Guide
    Swipe Right or Run for Your Life — The Pre-Date Flag Field Guide
    Before you even step into the jungle of a first date, there are signs—some glowing green, others screaming red.
    In this episode, Clever Girl sharpens her claws and breaks down the biggest pre-date red flags (love bombing alert!), the green flags worth chasing, and how to survive the swipe jungle with your emotional limbs intact. Featuring returning guest Rory the Rogue Scout, listener mail chaos, a caffeinated rant, and a rapid-fire round of “Red Flag or Misunderstood?”
    Because you're not just looking for love—you’re dodging dating disasters like a pro.
    Rawr, survivors. Let’s flag it, bag it, or bolt.
    #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlSurvivalGuide #RedFlags #GreenFlags #FirstDateTips
    18 min
  • Episode 5 Jurassic Spark build a profile that attracts not attacks
    Swipe left on cringe, swipe right on Clever Girl.
    In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide, we venture deep into the wilds of dating profile disasters—and show you how to survive with style. From fish pics and mystery bios to actual spark-inducing profiles, we’re digging into what works, what weirds people out, and what makes you stand out in the swipe jungle.
    Featuring expert advice from a certified dating coach, real listener bios (yes, we roast with love), and practical tips to turn your dating profile from fossil to fire.
    Build a bio that attracts, not attacks.
    Clever Girl’s orders.
    #DatingAppApocalypse #JurassicSparks #DatingTips #ProfileGlowUp
    10 min

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Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We're here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim…