The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide

Are you stuck chasing "Hey stranger" texts and the occasional fire emoji? You might be on a breadcrumb trail—where the attention is bite-sized and the commitment is extinct. In this episode, Clever Girl breaks down the ancient art of breadcrumbing: what it is, why it happens, and how to stop getting led through the emotional jungle with nothing but crumbs.

Featuring a glam-tastic guest appearance from the Breadcrumb Witch (she’s sassy, spooky, and all about ego snacks), plus our new segment Listener Mail, where a fellow survivor shares how she turned a crumby convo into a fossilized win.

It’s funny. It’s fierce. And it might just save you from texting back Chad-ceratops. RAWR.

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They ghosted you… and now they’re back? Welcome to the terrifying world of Zombie-ing — when a ghost reappears in your DMs like nothing ever happened.

In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide, your raptor-in-residence, Clever Girl, unpacks why the dating undead rise from the digital grave and how to survive their surprise return. From a hilarious real-life fossil file to an exclusive interview with Zander the Zombie himself, you’ll get the inside scoop on this spine-chilling trend.

Plus, Clever Girl serves up 6 Survival Tips to help you dodge zombie daters, protect your peace, and keep the undead out of your love life.

Next week’s teaser: Breadcrumbing — those frustrating little crumbs of attention that keep you hooked without ever leading anywhere.

Listen now and stay one step ahead in the dating app jungle. Rawr!

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This week, we’re tackling the ultimate dating disaster—ghosting. One minute, you’re vibing over prehistoric insects; the next, they’ve vanished like a T-Rex in a time machine. No warning, no explanation, just eerie silence and a blue tick mocking your existence.

Why do people ghost? Fear? Laziness? A tragic distraction involving a shiny beetle? Clever Girl breaks it all down with expert analysis (and a few dinosaur metaphors), plus survival tips to keep your dignity intact:

Don’t chase ghosts—they’re extinct for a reason.

Resist the overanalyzing spiral—no good ever came from decoding emoji hieroglyphs.

Move on like the apex predator you are—because you deserve someone who actually texts back.

Bonus: A special guest—Gary the Ghost—shares his otherworldly wisdom on ghosting (spoiler: it’s not you, it’s them).

So, should you hunt for answers or leave the past in the Jurassic? Tune in and evolve past the ghosting apocalypse!

"Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl" kicks off with a deep dive into the treacherous world of catfishing. Hosted by the sharp and witty "Clever Girl," this episode equips listeners with essential tools to identify fake profiles. Using a blend of prehistoric analogies and practical advice, Clever Girl outlines key red flags: overly perfect photos requiring reverse image searches, vague or empty bios, suspiciously fast "love bombing," inconsistent stories, avoidance of video chats or in-person meetings, and, most importantly, requests for money or personal information. The episode emphasizes trusting your instincts and conducting thorough research, empowering listeners to navigate the dating app jungle as confident "apex predators."

Let's face it, online dating can feel like a prehistoric jungle. That's why I created "Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl!" I'm your host, Clever Girl, and I'm here to help you avoid the dating dinosaurs and find your perfect match (without getting catfished!). Expect witty insights, practical advice, and maybe a few dinosaur puns along the way. Tune in and let's conquer the dating world together!