An epic radio drama from my eleven-year-old self; a multifaceted edition of Potato News, I recount a story of being inadvertently kidnapped, Hoogly Tea once more enter into the fray to vie for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, and it's the concluding instalment of what's The Time Mr eagle, but will I be able to beat my personal best?

Featuring a spontaneously generated penis-inspired dance hit, reminiscences from the women's institute, and we introduce a new character: Swifty McVein. Plus regular features, Cassette Roulette, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Herbal Tea Of the week, and of course, Potato News!

Featuring some startling Henry VIII news, a salacious son of a Bishop, rants about printers and wires, unusual merchandise ideas, we conduct an experiment in bed, and we receive some highly odd and mysterious voice messages.

We take a little listen to a never-heard-before exciting new modern Christian compilation album. We get a surprise in bed from a sheep. There's a comprehensive scientific study into psychic ability in What's The Time Mr Eagle. We address your accusations of herbal heresy. Prepare yourselves for our most dramatic Potato News yet, and find out what secrets are housed on this week's mystery cassette.

This week, as a special treat, we bring you a much shorter podcast, nevertheless we cram in all the usual features, Potato News, Herbal Tea Of The week, Cassette Roulette and What's The Time Mr Eagle, plus Ellie tells us about another of her near-misses, this time involving Noel Edmonds.

This week features a tale of traumatic train travel, some erotic singing from my teenage self, and a conclusion to the epic ornithological debate.

Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film alongside Nicole Kidman and Matt Lucas. We get yet another celebrity endorsement. In addition to regular features Cassette Roulette, Herbal Tea Of The Week and What's The Time Mr Eagle, we introduce a new exciting item, Potato News. Plus, ornithological debates, and quite a bit of nakedness.

Folk musician Alex Cumming takes part in our new quiz, hosted by a parrot. There's an anecdote about Rob Brydon, an epic game of What's The Time Mr Eagle, we unearth another old tape recording in Cassette Roulette, and can T2's Chaing Mai Chai knock Pukka's Matcha Chai off the top spot in Herbal Tea Of The Week?

Rants about women drivers and the French (not by me or Ellie I hasten to add), although there are some angry outbursts from me to look forward to. What do Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp and Mika have in common? We effortlessly move from sea shanties to bathroom cleaning tips via a monkey, share intimate recordings from our bedroom, and I recount the story behind my baldness. Plus the return of regular features, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Cassette Roulette and a return of an old favourite from podcasts past, Herbal Tea Of The week.