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This week we're going over the best and truest DCOM with our best and truest friend, Alex! That's right, we're talking about Cadet Kelly, which we actually have very mixed opinions about. Tune in as we discuss why sending your child to military school is a bad idea, the logistics of rifle spinning, and why exactly all these girls are simping over the most average-looking white man we've ever seen.
This week we're rockin' the suburbs! BenG and Kelsey are revisiting this underrated DCOM with fresh eyes. Tune in as they discuss if Taran Killam makes a good teen heartthrob, the logistics of controlling the life of a pop star, and if the suburbs really are just a state of mind.
A new DCOM has just dropped, as well as a new podcast guest! This week we are joined by former Jank House member Ben to discuss the brand new DCOM Prom Pact! Tune in as we discuss why everyone in Seattle is apparently really into the 80s, the logistics of getting off the waitlist for a university, and why it's not cool to bully someone for being a virgin or for having an allergy.
Sometimes it's hard to fit in when you feel invisible... it's even harder when you turn your sister actually invisible! How whacky! This week we're tackling Invisible Sister. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss DCOM's best himbo, the logistics of collegiate lacrosse recruiting, and why you should always carry around a packet of ginger fizz.
Yeah, that's us watching The Poof Point, I bet you're wondering how we got here. Join BenG and Kelsey this week as they discuss The Poof Point, a whacky DCOM where parents age back to their younger selves. Tune in as they discuss how too much science can make you a bad parent, the logistics of getting your neighbors evicted from their house, and where exactly the fish went.
Welcome to our first minisode! BenG and Kelsey are suckers for ranking things, so they've decided to keep a running list of the DCOMs in order of their preference! For this special episode, they discuss the first 10 movies covered and debate their ranking order. For some extra fun, they also went head-to-head in a couple of drafts, picking teams for side characters that deserve their own movie and wildest moments thus far.
For Valentine's Day this year BenG and Kelsey spent their night watching Miracle in Lane 2. How romantic! Tune in as they discuss the real-life story of Justin Yoder, the logistics soapbox derby, and how the real trophy is the brother we made along the way.
Spin is one of the most recent DCOMs to have been released. Does that mean it will actually be a quality movie? Crazy. Join BenG and Kelsey as they discuss cool DJ names, the logistics of running a family restaurant, and cringy DJ arm movements.
Now I've heard of a bad DCOM, but this is ridiculous! That's right, this week we're talking about Frenemies, which packs 3 mediocre storylines into 1 mediocre movie. Join BenG and Kelsey and they discuss the ethics of treating your dog as your human best friend, the logistics of owning a creepy stalker website at 14, and why switching lives with a complete stranger is dumb.
It's a new year and a new guest joining us! This week we've brought on former jank house member Bay to discuss Tangled Before Ever After, which is technically a movie. Tune in as we discuss adjusting to life as a princess after being locked in a tower for 18 years, the logistics of having super long hair, and whether wearing shoes is necessary.
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