Having 5 baby siblings would be hard, but Jamie made her life before the babies hard for no reason. That's right, we're watching Quints! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why it's so bizarre this movie lies to us so much, the logistics of marketing your children for profit, and why you should be nicer to your friend who has parents that don't love him.

We may be living the suite life now, but we're not happy about it! Despite being a beloved show from our childhoods, The Suite Life Movie is far from our favorite DCOM. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how annoying the fights between the twins are, the logistics of doing ropes courses for twin research, and how the weird doctor wants to be intimate with a dolphin.

Have you ever wanted to talk to a dog? How about watching a full-length movie of a grown man acting like a dog? This week BenG and Kelsey tackle the 2nd ever DCOM: You Lucky Dog. Tune in as they discuss even more dog PTSD, the logistics of giving all your inheritance to your dog, and why pulling a gun in court probably isn't the best idea.

Woof woof bark bark. Life is Ruff for a dawg, amirite? This week we are covering Life is Ruff, where Kyle Massey decides adopting and training a dog for an agility course is the easiest way to make money. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss comic book pricing, the logistics of dog competition scoring, and dog PTSD.

We're not joking, there really is a DCOM about 9/11. This week we're talking about Tiger Cruise. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if this movie was actually necessary, the logistics of having family aboard a navy ship during a terrorist attack, and why ice cream makes you go "heh heh heh".

Be heard. Be strong. Be proud. Who's ready to turn up the music? We're joined by a new special guest this week to cover one of the most iconic DCOMs: Lemonade Mouth! Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Ellie discuss how this movie starts with a flashback within a flashback, the logistics of school funding, and why not every revolution needs a cause.

HI-YAH! It's time to bust out your best kung fu moves, because this week we're talking about Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss who actually deserves to be homecoming queen, the logistics of dating your fake cousin, and just how confusing the lore of this movie is.

*this episode was supposed to be released on 1/8/24, sorry about the technical difficulties!

Cowabunga and Happy Holidays! This week we're covering one of our favorite DCOMs: Teen Beach Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss super fun musical numbers, the logistics of being stuck in a movie, and how a movie can be goofy and good at the same time.

FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE GALAXY, it's time to watch Can of Worms! BenG and Kelsey are joined this week by special guest Beans to go over this absolutely wild DCOM. Tune in as they discuss the flappy lip translators, the logistics of going into business with aliens, and how they free captives by waving around a rock.

We've watched another 10 DCOMs, which means it's time to add them to our ranking! And as a special treat, we're reading some fanfiction! Tune in to see how steamy it gets!