The DCOM Duo

This podcast is pterodactyl fly and sweeter than Godiva. This week we're watching Let it Shine! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how sparkly outfits are so scandalous to the public eye, the logistics of pretending your friend's rapping is your own, and how going second in a rap battle basically guarantees victory.

We're just about halfway through watching all the DCOMs. Not really, but close enough! Join BenG and Kelsey as they go back and rank the last 10 DCOMs and share some funny online reviews.

We're 50 episodes in, time to get weird! This week we're all grotesque because we're watching Stepsister from Planet Weird! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how bubble life is superior to human life, the logistics to defeating an evil bubble tyrant with hairdryers, and how a himbo explaining the concept of freedom can save the day.

Who's ready to interrupt school for some sick dance moves? That's right, it's time to watch Gotta Kick It Up! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if dance teams should have pom poms, the logistics of going to a school competition without a chaperone, and why hitting the play button for a dance routine is really important.

COME ON BRINK! It's time to talk about about the infamous roller blading DCOM: Brink! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie somehow makes in-line skating seem cool, the logistics of cheating during a broadcasted race, and the undeniable tension between our hero and villain.

It's time for another classic fight to be queen of the school dance, this week we're watching Geek Charming! Just ignore all the bad real life stuff that makes this movie feel weird! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why being filmed makes you act mean towards your friends, the logistics of owning a whole mall, and why Josh actually sucks at making movies.

Read my flapping lips: it's time for another DCOM! This week we're talking about Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. Exciting major! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the alpha slang used in 2049, the logistics minor of growing up in space, and how "zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom" is rock and roll major.

Vibe it, really really dig on it, because this week we're talking about Radio Rebel! We are joined by another former Jank House member, Marji, to talk about one of the cringiest DCOMs to date. Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Marji discuss Debby Ryan's acting abilities, the logistics of expelling kids over a radio show, and whether a high school band should immediately sellout or not.

A brand new DCOM just dropped, and it's animated! This week we're covering Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation, based on the Disney Channel show Big City Greens. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss repeating family road trips, the logistics of an asteroid destroying just one city out of the whole planet, and why doing harm is worse than doing farm.

Oh oh oh, it's magic! You know it's time to watch Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey contemplate complicated sibling dynamics, the logistics of the family wizard competition, and how having a parrot girlfriend as your only life goal is sad.