The DDF Show

"Hentai is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to his friend Andre Morellet, 1779.

Well, actually, he didn't say that. It's more possible he said something like, "Hentai is for weebs". But we digress. Is NSFW art... art? Maybe. Let's leave that to the critics. Does it make money? Definitely. There's no shortage of people out there willing to commission pieces due to their hard, throbbing appreciation for the arts it's tough to write jokes for Spotify you know

In this episode, The DDF Show sits down with ColdNLonely, also known as CNL. She draws NSFW art for a living and she likes plants. We're gonna talk about the whole experience of being what's essentially a freelance artist. Just more sweat and OwO-tier bulges. So put on your running shoes, start jogging, and listen in to The DDF Show!   (links and shit)   See CNL’s work here! Warning: NSFW but hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What do you feel about kids? You don’t want them to be sexualized. We’re uncomfortable about the subject ourselves. Some people criticize the sexualization of children because it’s the right thing to do. 

But what if your criticism ended up glorifying it instead?

‘Cuties’, a French film by Maïmouna Doucouré on Netflix. Bryan watched it, and we’re gonna talk about it on The DDF Sideshow. We kept the Chris Hansen jokes to a minimum. 

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Ya'll know 'Typical Pinoy Crap' for sure. It's the Facebook page with cute characters spitting triple-A truth bombs one comic at a time. What if Jollibee came up to you and questioned your tendencies to be a manipulative sadboi? That sums up how TPC's comics will knock some sense into you. They'll even give you a hearty chuckle while it happens. The DDF Show sits down with TPC's admin, Ed, to talk about how the page got started plus some creative tips for content creators, and where Filipinos will probably go as a country sa 2020 ends. So whip out your wallet, subscribe to our Patreon, and listen in to The DDF Show!

Yeah, we're actually serious about the Patreon thing; full episode of the interview's in there: https://www.patreon.com/theddfshow

Bakit ka toxic sadboi, breh? Tell us: https://anchor.fm/ddfpodcast/message 

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Happy... eh, you already know the drill. The DDF Show tries to make a Halloween episode. What does that mean, you ask? Well, Lucky Manzano hosting Minute to Win It with ghosts, first of all. We also got a new civil rights proposal that might shake this country to the core. So light up those candles, stop lacing that chocolate with LSD and listen in to The DDF Show!

Rolling with the Pandemic and the isolation it brings has surely been hard for some Filipinos. Of course, what's a better way to spend all that free time than on porn? Before you wince, consider this: The Philippines claims to be a conservative, Catholic country, but Filipinos spent the second-most time on Pornhub in 2019. What kind of effect will Covid-19 have this year? We don't know, but we'll talk about the ties that bind Filipinos and porn. So stop huffing that glue bottle, reschedule your trip to the salon, and listen in to The DDF Show!

How can you make something popular? A famous man who’s now in jail once said, “It’s all in the presentation.” But how do you present a podcast to people who’d rather be looking at Dolomite sand memes?  Podcast Historias’ answer is to play loose; no hard and fast rules. Know what you like, see what they like, and roll with both. The DDF Show sits down with the show’s host, Alphecca Perpetua, to talk about music, arts, sciences, a little bit about sex (hihi), and the realities of running a podcast from the biggest city in Visayas. So drop that anime body pillow, make sure you haven’t misplaced your Shimakaze Figma, and listen in to The DDF Show!

Bruh why u a simp?  The word 'simp' has become so popular that Pewdiepie's editor allegedly simps for Belle Delphine. But here in the Philippines, do we even know what a 'simp' is? Well, the self-declared professors of Simpology at DDF University will illuminate your understanding! Let program director Dr. Mico Abarro and head professor Dr. Jim Kendrick Buenavista impress you with their fake Ph.D.'s and true knowledge on the nature of simps. So stop saying 'Salamat, Shopee', buy a pregnancy test to go with that PCR test, and listen in to The DDF Show!

Want to go on an adventure but can't get out because of the lockdown? Then break out a pen and some D20 dice -- we're talking Dungeons and Dragons with player and dungeon master, Roy Christian Fernandez. He'll give us (and you) the basics on playing the classic tabletop RPG and how it can become anything from an epic adventure to simulated domestic violence. So dust off that old grad photo, no Filthy Frank's not coming back, and listen in to The DDF Show!

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One day you see your neighbor playing Fortnite on his iPhone. You rememember the spat between Epic Games and Apple, but it doesn't concern you. You're worried about how your neighbor seems to enjoy chatting with kids on the game. You then catch him firing up something on his smart TV - it's that new French film 'Cuties' on Netflix, featuring twerking 12 year-old girls. You can't take it anymore, so you call the NBI to arrest him. While waiting, you listen to Michael Pacquiao's bars. They sound pretty decent, the beginnings of what could be an active rap carreer.

All this and more in the next episode of To Catch A Predator... what do you mean I was supposed to write copy for The DDF Sideshow that wasn't part of the contract brah, yo what the-

Also in this episode:

- Kim Chiu's classroom

- More Xander Ford

- Talent and how the internet makes you famous

- Mico's magic mixtape

- NordVPN and Raid Shadow Legends BUY THEM NOW

With the threat of The Varus in the streets and lay-offs happening left and right, many Filipinos are making the shift to two things: working from home and setting up online businesses. But how do you go about doing that? Gerald De Torres is not only a seasoned work-from-home employee, he’s also the owner of his own online beard care shop Gaffer Manila. In this episode, we talk to him to find out how to not only survive the online shift, but thrive amid the pandemic. So get a hobby, stop chatting that girl you met on Omegle, and listen in to The DDF Show.

Men! Don't be afraid of what your girlfriends say; we know you want a beard too. Gerald can help you out. https://www.facebook.com/Gaffermanila

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