Well that's a fine how do ya do. Today we talk about getting the new iPhone 7, getting a pair of new For Life Doc Martens boots, Jack Reacher, what's happening at NYCC, the Halloween update for Overwatch,  the new Iron Fist trailer, and the new Power Rangers teaser.

Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'.

One batch, two batch. Today we talk about what it's like being a jaded gamer in today's age, what happened at the NSP-TWRP-Starbomb concert in Chicago, the new Netflix series Luke Cage, This Little War of Mine, using the Bing rewards, and the game Superhot.

When I put them down, they stay down.

If you must blink, do it now. Today we talk about a live action adaptation of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, swhat sporting events we have went to, Youtube Heroes, NBA 2K17, Kubo And The Two Strings, and Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.

Let's call it mixed reviews.

Prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion will give you..... confusion. Today we talk about what's going on with South Park, the new games upcoming for September and, the comic villains for the Marvel and DC movie universes.

A villain who is EVIL.

Who in face are you? Today we talk about the NBA 2K17 Prelude, the announcement of the new iPhone 7, showing off your shirts to the general public, playing the new Ace Attorney game Spirit of Justice, and playing the Dark Souls series.

I am the fucking strong.

It has no weakness. Today we talk about the new policy Youtube has on being "Ad-friendly", getting NBA 2K17, playing the game Earthlock, training a noob at work, going back to the renaissance fair, biking while standing up, and some real talk about life.

How do I get myself in these situations?

Now you see what I see. Today we talk about the career of Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks' movies, the movie Don't Breathe, upcoming movies, bringing your young ones to a rated R movie, Mirror's Edge Catalyst, Frank Ocean's albums, going to Jollibee, and having a weird time at work.

 Anal bum cover?

Are you okay?

We got the opportunity to go to Wizard World at the Donald E Stephens Convention Center. Listen to see how it all went down.

The payload has reached it's destination. Today we talk about going down to Wizard World, the Olympics happening in Tokyo 2020, Metal Gear Survive, No Man's Sky, finding some dirty movies on the ground, and the new Overwatch level.

This is the thanks I get for working overtime?