People cope with stress in all sorts of different ways. Some take up new hobbies, others exercise. Those are probably much healthier options than what we do: take it out on phony Irish bands. We’ve got updates on Ian’s anime journey, Bono’s poetry stylings, a new segment listening to “the worst beats ever created,” Tunic, […]

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Podcast title or Elden Ring message? It’s all lost in the ether anyway. Try hole. Eat Arby’s. Ian is reaping what he sowed last week, the Citrus chickens have come home to roost, the metaphors are deeply mixed. What he thought was a normal coming of age show involving incest turned into something weird. Who […]

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Bill keeps having issues with subtitles, and he keeps finding ways to delude himself into thinking broken subtitles somehow enhance the movie-watching experience. It happened again with Drive My Car, the film for this week’s discussion. Later, Bill goes crazy jailbreaking every device he owns, all for marginal gain in a new Mountains of Madness. […]

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It could be argued that this podcast, as a project, is a public charting of Bill’s (rapid) descent into madness. What better way to formalize this downfall than with our updated segment Mountains of Madness. This week, Bill may have found a kindred spirit on Twitter, who is touting some strange philosophic claims about a […]

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Oscar contenders. Sketchy romance anime. The duality of humanity, or just this episode? Featuring: Bill losing his mind at the flagrant class warfare on display during the Super Bowl, Canadian truckers getting trolled by gay cowboys, celebrities drinking paint thinner, and more. In the back half we discuss Coda, to drastically differing opinions. And Bill […]

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We really weren’t going to do another No Fucking Thanks this week. But then the perpetrators of the world’s biggest money laundering ever operation were caught. And they rap. How can we not talk about this? Later in this supersized episode, we have a Dating is Dead where we need to use all our detective […]

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Dudes are trying to claim ownership over colors now. Remember what they took from you. Hold your hexcodes tight, the cryptobros are coming to commodify literally everything. Later, a Dating is Dead with some choice word choice and confusing decisions. And we discuss Maggie Gyllenhaal’s directorial debut The Lost Daughter. Bill compares it to Rachel […]

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A podcast is but a walking shadow, a poor playerthat struts and frets his hour and a half upon the stageAnd then is heard no more: it is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound a fury,Signifying nothing. We are reaching a singularity in the NFT space, an inflection point where these schemes are […]

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It hasn’t been a month into the new year. Crypto somehow finds a way, day by day, to get stupider and scammier. It boggles the mind. We’d like to tell you about some of them, as we dunk on these DOA “projects” in No Fucking Thanks. Voice actor AI grifts, Dune IP theft, Norton ethereum […]

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You’ve seen the ads on every billboard in town, in your favorite restaurant, but you still don’t know what it is. You might even know someone that has seen it, and they still don’t know what to make of it. It’s Shen Yun, a bizarre dance performance that promises a glimpse of “China before communism” […]

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