We like to have fun around here. But it’s time to get serious. There is major Final Fantasy news coming from all sides. FFXIV media tour updates, new demos. Fred Durst. We have to dig into the truth in our latest segment. A new Horror Harvest has us talk about Under the Shadow, a horror […]

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New segment alert! Dead Wrong has us correcting some of the stupid things we’ve said in past episodes. How many times can we use “dead” in a segment name? We’re going for the record. This week’s Horror Harvest is She Dies Tomorrow from Amy Seimetz, a portrait of anxiety that might work best in the […]

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In Dead Letters, someone emailed t-shirts that are a little too… personal. At least they sent a coupon though. Horror Harvest brings us I Am Not A Witch from Rungano Nyoni, a modern day witch trial with striking visuals and bleak comedy. Our big bizarre internet stories are about the MAGA-lovers streaming box named after […]

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James Wan’s Malignant? Not very scary. Dear Evan Hanson? Now that’s a horror movie if we’ve ever seen one. You have to try the De-aged Ben Platt, it’s wonderfully in-season, slight notes of apricot. Horror Harvest has us pore over Wan’s misstep, as we discuss how the film doesn’t commit to what works. Later, Ian […]

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This week’s Horror Harvest pick has Bill reaching for some kind of deeper political theming. Does Gaspar Noe’s Climax convey an anti-drug message, or is it nothing more than nightmare nihilism? For our main story: this high school football program doesn’t exist, so how did they end up in a marquee game on ESPN? Later, […]

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OkCupid is really out here allowing spon-con. Are people getting weirder or is Bill just finding all of them for Dating is Dead? We also briefly discuss the Texas abortion ban & bounty, and vent our frustrations with our evermore fascist state. Our first edition of Horror Harvest has us talk about David Lowery’s A […]

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On his mad quest for precognition and self-actualization Bill has realized he read the cards wrong last week. So this time around his Jungian archetype spread has to be accurate right? Well what about Ian’s hopes for the New York Jets season? A Winning season might be Not In The Cards. Next we’re introducing another […]

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An intrepid 4chan loser went to Afghanistan the week it fell to the Taliban. We talk about his “adventures” and rip on him having diarrhea every half hour. Will Ian stay on the show? Will the show even continue? We search for answers in the cards in our new tarot reading segment. Perhaps the collective […]

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Another round of Dating is Dead introduces us to the Latin Cat, and Bill obsesses over the idea. We also get into the Audacity stabbing incident, and try to get to the bottom of this 4chan harassment campaign to see what really went down. Ian brings the latest updates from Fortnite and NHL to round […]

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We return from the archives with a few oddities found on dating sites. Buckle up, it gets uncomfortable in a hurry. Also, the collective unconscious graced us with another update from everyone’s favorite author assistant, who was on one on Twitter in the wee hours of the morning. Bill is annoyed at Funimation, and in […]

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