The Degenerates discuss the worst checkout line ever, a great Lifehack to use when people ignore you, and a school that is absolutely worth the tuition.

The Degenerates discuss how to ruin New Year's Eve, which entertainer has the most disgusting fans, and literally, the worst friend on earth.

The Degenerates discuss the inherent terrorism of group text messages, why pizza and comedy don't go well together, and a newly discovered "Very 21st Century Problem" that our generation must now deal with.

The Degenerates discuss how to make others feel sorry for you, when love of a family dog ruins your chance at a college degree, and a million dollar business idea.

The Degenerates discuss a Vigilante Justice update, why you should never fill a Nissan Altima with empty soda cans, and what to never buy Ryan for Christmas.

The Degenerates discuss greenroom etiquette, when you're allowed to drink before noon, and why Ryan is not as funny as Lenny Bruce.

The Degenerates discuss the worst way to do comedy on a boat, why you should never housesit for anyone ever, and how to stick it to a tiny-dicked lawyer.

The Degenerates discuss bad parenting rules, how to ruin a party, and the world's worst Yelp review.

The Degenerates welcome back guest host Damian Mercado to discuss how to best haze/train the new guy, bad drunken apologies, and how to lose a hat while gaining valuable experience.

The Degenerates discuss the unbearable discrimination that hot women face every day, how one stand up comedian proved to be better at archaeology than an archaeologist, and how to get Bam Margera to yell racial slurs at your uncle for Christmas.