The Dell & Ryan Report

The Dell & Ryan Report

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The Dell & Ryan Report episodes

  • 146: U-Haul Disrespects, Hazes & Steals 50 hours from About Dell Time
    During this special installment, About Dell Time shares his painful, stressful, 50 hour journey from Los Angeles CA to Vallejo CA. He talks about his eternal blood feud with U-Haul, being attacked by Killer Bee’s, a 25 year-old Jerk named Steve, rejecting a Cops assistance, being rescued by a Blue Lives Guy and more.
    52 min
  • 145: Warriors Smack The Grizz, Jordan Poole MMA ? & R.I.P Kevin Samuels

    During this installment Dell & Ry recap the Warriors v. Grizzlies and talk about the infamous Poole v. Morant foul. Ryan explains why the Warriors won't make it to the finals and Dell explains the unique connections between Jet Li & Jordan Poole. Lastly, we give our take on the content left behind by the Late Kevin Samuels. How much will he be missed?

    Track of the week:

    "Killa Cam" -Cam'ron

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kmeFXjjGfk

    1 hr 14 min
  • 144: Florida Police Officer Caught Sellin Pills, Golden State Warriors Beat Grizz, WTF is White History Month ?

    The Golden State Warriors steal a playoff game from the Memphis Grizz. Jordan Poole drops 30 and Draymond gets ejected. We provide a recap. A volunteer police officer was caught selling drugs out of his police car. He was selling for drugs for 12 years, how did he get caught ? An African American Mayor celebrates Confederate History month, Is this the new wave ? Lastly, Friday's 4th installment - Do we need this  ? Who is actually asking for this ? We aren't. 


    01:50- Warriors Recap 

    24:10- Florida Police Officer Caught Selling Drugs 

    45:10- How to NOT Sell Drugs As A  Police Officer

    52:30- April is White History Month ??

    1:07:10- We DONT Want Another Friday Movie


    Track of the Week :

    "Never Scared" , -Bone Crusher

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryIjCkw3Jfg


    1 hr 29 min
  • 143: Denver Gives Warriors the "L" , NETS Swept? , Kevin Durant Misses Golden State, Feed Kyrie, Pay Deebo & Cancel Netflix
    The Denver Nuggets win game 3 and avoid being swept by the Golden State Warriors. Is this a necessary loss for the Warriors or Should this be a concern? The Brooklyn Nets are on the verge of being swept. Who is to blame? KD, Nash, Kyrie OR Ben Simmons Stylist? The 49ers are close to losing Deebo Samuel over money - What now ? Lastly, Is Netflix for rich people ? 
    Track of the week "In a minute" -Lil Baby
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F_vcZ6KD9Q
    1 hr 17 min
  • 142:, Female Inmates Get Pregnant By Trans Inmate, Young Buck Gold Teeth Repo,
    The Warriors and Jordan Poole put the NBA on notice with a convincing playoff win over the Denver Nuggets. Which team do you NOT want to see win the NBA Championship? Ex G-Unit Member, Young Buck, may have his teeth repossessed due to bankruptcy. How? Lastly, a transgendered inmate impregnated two female inmates in New Jersey. Is this the new Wave? 
    Track of the week:
    "When to Say When"  -Drake
    TIME STAMPS:
    1:30 - Warriors Playoff Win
    06:30 - The Play-In Tourney, ILL or NA ? 
    9:50 - NBA team you'd hate to see win the Chip
    24:00 - The Legend of CP3
    32:50 - The Legend of Pat Beverly 
    35:20 -  That time Dell met "Jimmy Buckets"
    39:00 - Young Buck or Young Broke / Teeth Repo
    50:40 - Females Inmates Get Pregnant By Trans Inmate, So WTF ?
    58:05 - How to run trains in jail 
    1:06:15 - Track of the week
    1 hr 12 min
  • 141: Conclusion to Will Smith Saga (Charged w/ 10 years), Rapper Has Funeral In The Club, $1500 Yeezy Boots, Celebrity Boxing
    During this installment - We wrap up the Smith/Rock saga and talk about the punishment. We ask what Will's next movie will be. The Weeknd replaces Kanye at Coachella for the same pay, Why does this bother people. Also, would you have a funeral at the club? Lastly, Jake Paul is offering celebrities $30M to fight and fix the beef. Who you got? (Episode Correction: Louis CK Won a GRAMMY not an OSCAR)
    01:45- Recap From Warriors Courtside Appearance 
    04:40- Ryan Humor Quits Dranks & Chicken 
    07:30- Conclusion of Will Smith Saga - 10-year ban
    08:30- D*ck Pic's From 97
    11:30- When is Will's Next Movie?
    14:40- Louis CK v. Will Smith
    18:30- Getting Slapped By A Customer 
    24:00- Samuel L. Jackson Won an Oscar?
    25:00- The Weeknd Replaces Kanye At Coachella
    34:05- The Art of Hating 
    36:55- Yeezy Boots for $1500
    42:15- Funeral in the Club (Irish wake for black folks)
    48:30- Rapping At The Orgy 
    50:30- Celebrity Boxing
    58:05- Dell Warns Ry About Fighting Gang members
    01:03:05- Track of the week
    "Heatin Up" - Lil Baby Ft. Gunna
    https://youtu.be/Dpsk-Evr8GM
    1 hr 7 min
  • 140: WILL SLAPS CHRIS: Everybody Hates Chris v.s Stressed Prince of Bel-Air
    After a G.I Jane joke was told, the Legendary Will Smith approached an Oscars Stage and slapped Legendary Comedian Chris Rock. During this special installment- Dell & Ry examine, analyze and laugh about the SLAP. Was this slap deserved ? Whats the backstory ? What’s next ? What would Chris Tucker do? What is Jada’s medical condition? Tune in while we answer all the questions nobody else is answering for you.
    1 hr
  • 139: Torey Lanez innocent, Meg is Canceled, Boycott Applebee’s, Burn All The Masks
    During this installment Dell & Ry talk about a random Applebee’s Boycott and ask “Why are people still wearing masks?” .Most importantly, we talk about the vindication of Torey Lanez. Is Meg cancelled ? Will Torey run for President? What’s next for everyone involved. Lastly, is The Game better than Eminem? Track of the week:
    “Silly Games” -Janet Kay
    https://youtu.be/qCVR5XR04Mo
    1 hr 8 min

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