The Dick & Ham Show

By The Dick & Ham Show

Andrew, Ranch, Dave, Sam and the Camp take on the small issues.

Everything from parenting to lockdown life, pop culture and sport.

A weekly hook up between Oslo and Melbourne.... more

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How many episodes does The Dick & Ham Show have?

The podcast currently has 31 episodes available.

The Dick & Ham Show episodes:

December 28, 2023 28 - Franco Cozzo, double doonas and X-ratings
Back by semi-popular demand, a special Ham episode to close out 2023.
Sam, Boots and Dave at the desk. Ranch was sick. Sam was late.
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47min
May 23, 2022 27 - Street hot dogs, Doomsday ships and a class below Economy
Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues-
* Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog?
* What to do with a sunken ship filled with 1400 tonnes of TNT?
* How did the owners of a defunct basketball team make the best sports deal ever?

And so much more.

Links
Slow Horses - https://cutt.ly/YHC5ocR
Free Spirits - https://cutt.ly/4HC5fLk
WeCrashed - https://cutt.ly/0HC5lvg
The Staircase - https://cutt.ly/pHC5nIJ

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A sun 5x hotter than the sun -https://cutt.ly/lHC5QBb
The doomsday ship - https://cutt.ly/QHC5OiP
A class worse than Economy class - https://cutt.ly/GHC5Fh1

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52min
February 11, 2022 26 - Hong Kong Mailbag, Favourite celebrity interactions, the mysterious whereabouts of Jeff’s Dad and Does Ranch hate The Beatles?
Dave, Boots, Ranch and (eventually) Sam spend half the show talking about their favourite celebrity interactions and swapping Burger stories before talking about The Righteous Gemstones, Cheer and Only Murders In The Building and briefly previewing the SuperBowl.

Enjoy!
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52min
December 05, 2021 25 - More Nude Saunas, Jaana Drama and we play Rap or Shakespeare?
Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides:
0:00 - Intro
3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama
8:35 - Post Pandemic Life
13:20 - Coming To Australia!
20:28- Around The Camp Fire: Ben Simmons Edition
33:32 - Dave is celebrated for being mean to Jaana Pittman
37: 53 - Are we sure SUCCESSION is good?
41:45 - We know THE MORNING SHOW is not
48:28 - We definitely know we wouldn't survive on ALONE
53:07 - Dave has GOT A STORY TO TELL
57:25 - Game Show: Shakespeare or Rap?
1:01:16 - Mailbag/Teaser for next episode
1:04:48 - How soon is too soon for kids to watch THE NAKED GUN?

This episode brought to you by the rapidly expanding product range from The Old McCallum Dot Com.

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1h 10min
September 30, 2021 Brian Murgatroyd
Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.

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38min
August 26, 2021 24 - Bitcoin Buffoonery, White Lotus and Viagra Spiders
Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus episode of the famous Dick & Ham Show.

0:00 Intro & Dave's Kickstarter
4:32 Bitcoin Buffoonery and NFTs
15:08 Salacious teaching staff escapades from 1994
21:50 New episode announcement and One Test Wonders
27:40 TV recommendations - White Lotus, Hacks, Mr Inbetween (again!)
37:34 Boner Spiders

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41min
July 25, 2021 23 - The worst sporting music catastrophes, The 2021 (?) Olympics and how to eat a hot dog every 12 seconds
Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022.
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Intro (0:00)
Sporting music catastrophes (10:37)
The Olympics (31:34)
The US Men's Basketball Team (36:18)
Joey Chestnut (44:54)
TV Stuff, incl. Dr Death, Loki, Line of Duty, Tour de France, Mr INbetween, The Bureau, Harley Quinn (50:52)
Around The Campfire (1:11:59)
Celebrity Sightings (1:26:56)
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Feast your eyes on Quadzilla

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1h 35min
May 28, 2021 22 – Surprise guest host, Melbourne Lockdown, Karaoke Klassics and why Freddie Mercury can do anything he wants
Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA.

1:59 – Melbourne is back in lockdown!
5:28 – COVID outside of Australia
12:10 – TV recommendations – Mare of Easttown, Mr Inbetween, Fleabag, Motherland, Modern Family, Yesterday, The Serpent
22:53 – ABBA!
24:39 – Eurovision 2021
28:48 – Popular music that kids like
36:41 – Misheard lyrics
40:26 – Best Karaoke songs
51:30 – AFL season update

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Mayor of EastTown - https://cutt.ly/hnoRwPz
Mr Inbetween - https://cutt.ly/jnoRtDz
Motherland - https://cutt.ly/enoRkMs
The Serpent - https://cutt.ly/DnoRcVM
Yesterday - https://cutt.ly/XnoROmj

Queen Live - https://cutt.ly/7noE8yG
England gets zero votes - https://cutt.ly/5noE1qy
Jewel's Undercover Karaoke - https://cutt.ly/vnoE0Kb

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57min
April 23, 2021 21 - Norwegian Schoolies Week, Vapor-flyin' cars of the future and European Super League madness
Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery.

Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on:
0:00 Pandemic Lyfe
8:57 Norwegian Schoolies Week
10:01 Technology of the Future!
20:23 TV - Dave
22:50 TV - Atlanta S2
25:05 TV - Spiral
27:02 TV - Snabba Cash
28:07 TV - Behind Her Eyes
30:10 TV - The One
31:28 TV - It's A Sin
33:03 TV - I'll Be Gone In The Dark
36:51 Post Pandemic Travel and Legal implications for vaccinations
43:59 European Super League
1:00:50 AFL season surprises

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1h 5min
March 17, 2021 20 - AFL Season preview - Boots gets hot, hot, hot!
Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach fired and provide their very own hot takes (recorded on the evening of Sunday 14 March, before Caroline Wilson stole Boots' hot take for herself!)

Join an extremely tired Ranch and Sam, Boots and our very first special guest host.

Consolidated Dick and Ham H&A season predictions:
1. Geelong (1:53)
2. Richmond (8:11)
3. Brisbane (13:48)
4. Port Adelaide (20:38)
5. Western Bulldogs (24:36)
6. West Coast (28:37)
7. Collingwood (30:53)
8. St Kilda (33:56)
9. Melbourne (36:47)
10. Carlton (39:34)
11 - 14. GWS, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Sydney (45:45)
15. Essendon (52:12)
16. Hawthorn (55:22)
17. Adelaide (1:00:17)
18. North Melbourne

Premiership predictions (1:01:57)

First Coach Fired (1:02:57)

Boots' smokin' hot take and piss poor hot takes from the rest of us (1:10:40)

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This episode was brought to you by the City of Brisbane. Kick your goals in Brisbane - it's so much better than where you were before.
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1h 20min

FAQs about The Dick & Ham Show:

How many episodes does The Dick & Ham Show have?

The podcast currently has 31 episodes available.