The Dick & Ham Show

The Dick & Ham Show

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  • 27 - Street hot dogs, Doomsday ships and a class below Economy

    Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues-

    * Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog?

    * What to do with a sunken ship filled with 1400 tonnes of TNT?
    * How did the owners of a defunct basketball team make the best sports deal ever?

    And so much more.

    Links

    Slow Horses - https://cutt.ly/YHC5ocR

    Free Spirits  - https://cutt.ly/4HC5fLk

    WeCrashed - https://cutt.ly/0HC5lvg

    The Staircase - https://cutt.ly/pHC5nIJ


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    A sun 5x hotter than the sun -https://cutt.ly/lHC5QBb

    The doomsday ship - https://cutt.ly/QHC5OiP

    A class worse than Economy class - https://cutt.ly/GHC5Fh1

     

    52 min
  • 25 - More Nude Saunas, Jaana Drama and we play Rap or Shakespeare?

    Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides:

    0:00 - Intro

    3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama

    8:35 - Post Pandemic Life

    13:20 - Coming To Australia!

    20:28- Around The Camp Fire: Ben Simmons Edition

    33:32 - Dave is celebrated for being mean to Jaana Pittman

    37: 53 - Are we sure SUCCESSION is good?

    41:45 - We know THE MORNING SHOW is not

    48:28 - We definitely know we wouldn't survive on ALONE

    53:07 - Dave has GOT A STORY TO TELL

    57:25 - Game Show: Shakespeare or Rap?

    1:01:16 - Mailbag/Teaser for next episode

    1:04:48 - How soon is too soon for kids to watch THE NAKED GUN?

     

    This episode brought to you by the rapidly expanding product range from The Old McCallum Dot Com.

     

    1 hr 10 min
  • Brian Murgatroyd

    Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.




    38 min
  • 24 - Bitcoin Buffoonery, White Lotus and Viagra Spiders

    Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus episode of the famous Dick & Ham Show.

     

    0:00 Intro & Dave's Kickstarter

    4:32 Bitcoin Buffoonery and NFTs

    15:08 Salacious teaching staff escapades from 1994

    21:50 New episode announcement and One Test Wonders

    27:40 TV recommendations - White Lotus, Hacks, Mr Inbetween (again!)

    37:34 Boner Spiders

     

     

    41 min
  • 23 - The worst sporting music catastrophes, The 2021 (?) Olympics and how to eat a hot dog every 12 seconds

    Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022.

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    Intro (0:00)

    Sporting music catastrophes (10:37)

    The Olympics (31:34)

    The US Men's Basketball Team (36:18)

    Joey Chestnut (44:54)

    TV Stuff, incl. Dr Death, Loki, Line of Duty, Tour de France, Mr INbetween, The Bureau, Harley Quinn (50:52)

    Around The Campfire (1:11:59)

    Celebrity Sightings (1:26:56)

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    Feast your eyes on Quadzilla

     

     

    1 hr 35 min
  • 22 – Surprise guest host, Melbourne Lockdown, Karaoke Klassics and why Freddie Mercury can do anything he wants

    Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA.

     

    1:59 – Melbourne is back in lockdown!

    5:28 – COVID outside of Australia

    12:10 – TV recommendations – Mare of Easttown, Mr Inbetween, Fleabag, Motherland, Modern Family, Yesterday, The Serpent

    22:53 – ABBA!

    24:39 – Eurovision 2021

    28:48 – Popular music that kids like

    36:41 – Misheard lyrics

    40:26 – Best Karaoke songs

    51:30 – AFL season update


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    Mayor of EastTown - https://cutt.ly/hnoRwPz
    Mr Inbetween - https://cutt.ly/jnoRtDz  
    Motherland - https://cutt.ly/enoRkMs
    The Serpent - https://cutt.ly/DnoRcVM
    Yesterday - https://cutt.ly/XnoROmj

     

    Queen Live - https://cutt.ly/7noE8yG

    England gets zero votes - https://cutt.ly/5noE1qy
    Jewel's Undercover Karaoke - https://cutt.ly/vnoE0Kb

    57 min
  • 21 - Norwegian Schoolies Week, Vapor-flyin' cars of the future and European Super League madness

    Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery.

     

    Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on:

    0:00 Pandemic Lyfe

    8:57 Norwegian Schoolies Week

    10:01 Technology of the Future!

    20:23 TV - Dave

    22:50 TV - Atlanta S2

    25:05 TV - Spiral

    27:02 TV - Snabba Cash

    28:07 TV - Behind Her Eyes

    30:10 TV - The One

    31:28 TV - It's A Sin

    33:03 TV - I'll Be Gone In The Dark

    36:51 Post Pandemic Travel and Legal implications for vaccinations

    43:59 European Super League

    1:00:50 AFL season surprises

     

     

    1 hr 5 min
  • 20 - AFL Season preview - Boots gets hot, hot, hot!

    Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach fired and provide their very own hot takes (recorded on the evening of Sunday 14 March, before Caroline Wilson stole Boots' hot take for herself!)


    Join an extremely tired Ranch and Sam, Boots and our very first special guest host.

    Consolidated Dick and Ham H&A season predictions:
    1. Geelong (1:53)
    2. Richmond (8:11)
    3. Brisbane (13:48)
    4. Port Adelaide (20:38)
    5. Western Bulldogs (24:36)
    6. West Coast (28:37)
    7. Collingwood (30:53)
    8. St Kilda (33:56)
    9. Melbourne (36:47)
    10. Carlton (39:34)
    11 - 14. GWS, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Sydney (45:45)
    15. Essendon (52:12)
    16. Hawthorn (55:22)
    17. Adelaide (1:00:17)
    18. North Melbourne

    Premiership predictions (1:01:57)

    First Coach Fired (1:02:57)

    Boots' smokin' hot take and piss poor hot takes from the rest of us (1:10:40)

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    This episode was brought to you by the City of Brisbane. Kick your goals in Brisbane - it's so much better than where you were before.

    1 hr 20 min

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Andrew, Ranch, Dave, Sam and the Camp take on the small issues.