What's the difference between a Werewolf and a big dog? Is this the best movie series ever or a complete fraud of a movie driven by undead pedophiles? Does Kristen Stewart have any emotion other than confusion? Was Keith Richards originally selected to play Edward? Find out answers to all these questions and more on the latest installment of The Dirty Penguin Presents: Movies!!

We are discussing Doug's pick for season 2: Movies we Hate, Twilight!  Have a listen, you'll be glad you did.

 

Watch the trailer here: https://youtu.be/fFLrRlPBg0A

3 out of 5 Penguins say "This is a movie!" What about the other Penguins? Will this Drew Barrymore vehicle make our Penguins squawk in delight or bitter rage? The only way to find out is to listen for yourself. We watched Ever After, A Cinderella Story. Join us, won't you?

The things we do for our adoring fans! The Dirty Penguin was tasked with the challenge of choosing the Movies We Hate. Join us for a wild ride of why Andy drunkenly shouts at children's movies, fraudulent vampires, a "really" bad Ben Affleck movie, British French people, a creepy Tom Cruise mask, a wanna-be John Hughes movie and much much more!

*Note - During the first 30 minutes, one of our Penguin's mic was malfunctioning. Not to worry, we have properly flogged our intern Agador Spartacus within an inch of his life for this heinous atrocity.

In this episode The Dirty Penguin discuss the Robert Redford "creep" factor in Indecent Proposal. Can Woody Harrelson's receding hairline ever tell Demi Moore that he loves her? Listen now to find out.

Pink suits, big cars, bigger shirt collars. Mobsters in the desert doing mobster stuff. The Dirty Penguin is watching Casino. Listen now!

Jessie Spano naked.... need we say more?  Is the Dirty Penguin so excited to watch Showgirls? Of Course!! The Dirty Penguin is always ready. Listen now!

LSD, Qualudes, booze, and enough ether to have a good time... you guessed it! The Dirty Penguin talks Dr. Gonzo and Fear and Loathing!

The Dirty Penguin watch and discuss Leaving Las Vegas with Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue. What do the Penguins think about prostitution and crippling alcoholism, and why should Sarah Jessica Parker have been in this movie?

The Dirty Penguin takes on movies set in Las Vegas! From Viva to Leaving, Indecent Proposal to Fear and Loathing. What movies will make the official Dirty Penguin top 5? Listen and find out!