This week our heroes delve into Facebook ticketing scams, explore the Austin Texas Murder Hotel, get religion, are touched by Quob's Noodly Appendige, live that Pirate life, and debate whether Kirk Cameron can be trusted just before exploring the voluminous mysteries of Pastafarianism and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  Sources:https://www.spaghettimonster.org/about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monsterhttps://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_argument The article Jon refers to from NowToronto https://nowtoronto.com/music/features/facebook-ticket-scam-concerts/ Intro:Funk Game Loop by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3787-funk-game-loopLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro:Semi-Funk by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4333-semi-funkLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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On this week's edition, our heroes take a long and luxurious look into the rules of the internet, with a slew of other interspersed "loose fit" topics to top it all off. Come get weird with us.  Sauce (All my internet peeps will get the reference):https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/rules-of-the-internet/https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternethttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internethttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/press-f-to-pay-respectsNote: When I (Mike) said the Sherlockian fandom would be after me, I really meant the Superwholockian fandom. It’s the combined fandom of Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. Also, I spelled the fandom name wrong, and the Google doc corrected me. Scary.Intro:One-eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4170-one-eyed-maestroLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro:Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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On this disturbing yet darkly comedic episode, our heroes lament their shock-jock status, mourn their sheer volume of incest jokes, evaluate the exploits of the MacLeod, celebrate their massive download spike, unveil the Walrus, issue their first WHOLLY necessary trigger warnings, refuse to let the truth get in the way of a good story, receive the strangest birthday gifts since the Girl with The Dragon Tattoo, evaluate Clive Barker’s phallus-centric artwork, explain Shane’s fascination with death dealers, meet The Muscles from Brussels, delve into their teenage masturbatory habits, adopt atrocious German accents, argue over who picks up the tip, unveil an esoteric Hall and Oates tune, find Pork With Purpose, discover the "mind dick," and spend an inordinate amount of time wading through the mad and macabre exploits of Armin Meiwes, The Cannibal of Rotenburg (who is, contrary to the show setup, not a serial killer).  

Trigger Warnings:

- Surgery and body horror / Genital Mutilation 

- Sexual Abuse / Sexual Acts 

- Violence and threats of violence 

- Death, mortality 

- Cannibalism

- Homophobia

Corrections: Kevin MacLeod composed music for Scorsese’s 2011 Film, “Hugo,” not, “The Wolf of Wall Street.” Shane also flagrantly mispronounces Mr. Meiwes’ name throughout the episode. Our apologies for this oversight. Sources: https://murderpedia.org/male.M/m/meiwes-armin.htmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes Intro: Music from https://filmmusic.iohttps://filmmusic.io/song/3522-cold-funk/License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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On this beautifully bellicose bacchanalian edition of Disinformed, we are under constant, insistent scrutiny of an angsty Uncle Touchy, we adore Kevin MacLeod, disgust fathers and entice mothers, evoke drooling Rick, fall a little farther from God’s grace, persistently mispronounce segue, laurelize episode 25 upon reflection, discuss the Hava Corona Virus, identify American distrust of masked individuals, initiate plague protocols, suffer H1N1 flashbacks, defy death like Buster Casey, make the Ben Kissel Run in under 12 parsecs, Jon becomes a dues-paying Satanist, we announce our ‘20 Phoenix Fan Fusion Panels, dish on the director’s cut of Doctor Sleep, endure a brief installment of Proper Pronunciation with Michael, ruminate about video games, begin Mike’s burgeoning comedy career, disavow all future ad reads, rock ruff and stuff sippin’ on tea and LaCroix, evaluate Eilish, play a rousing round of Would You Rather, and dip a toe in the turbulent waters of PICA as an added bonus.  Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder) Intro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Circus Of Freaks" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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This week on Disinformed (brought to you in-part by BlotBucks), our heroes take a dizzying trip into the barren wastelands of intellect, attempt ASMR, discuss dispatched loved ones, listen to Zuul and the Deviant Septum, eavesdrop on Dalek Sex, meet disciples of Thesis Christ, misspell ERVRYTHANG, throw major shade at Good Charlotte, put their middle finger up at preps, assign random apostrophes, drive cars remarkably small distances, have seakx in the wuds, reference Fresh Prince, took of their clothes, scrub with Dumbleydor, randomly reference Pilot’s 1975 smash-hit “Magic,” vex Vampyre Potter, kill creatures with C-R-O-S-S and raw steaks, see Luppine masticate, impugn the good gall darn name of Ashley Simpson, then revel in the delightfully disgusting dreck that is the world’s worst fan fiction, My Immortal.  Sources:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Immortal_(fan_fiction)The archived copy Michael read in the past (multiple times): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal https://www.vulture.com/2015/03/bizarre-unsolved-mystery-of-my-immortal.htmlIntro:Music from https://filmmusic.io https://filmmusic.io/song/5739-ancient-rite/“Ancient Rite” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Correction: Tom Riddle was born in the 20s, so he was growing up in the 30s. Whoops.

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In the episode our heroes fidget, fuss, and mess things up. Apologies for the ghastly audio quality from the 26 minute mark on. This week we meet Scatman Jon, are auditorily assaulted by ska, play with Monkey Fidgets, proclaim that “If the clit does not fit, you must acquit,” discuss the rules of attraction, analyze neural pathways, follow their noses, share oddly touching stories of flourishing personalities, raise the tent, discuss popping their podcast cherries, point Jackoff’s Gun, define cuckoldry, discover One Million Moms are scared of the D, debate censorship, beat the meat, lavish A24 Pictures with praise, love history, and finally offer up the first installment of Proper Pronunciation with Michael! We offer our immense thanks as well to this week’s sponsor, GoodWeeds! Intro:Music from https://filmmusic.io “Upbeat Forever” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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On this week’s eerily supernatural episode, brought to you by ForStims.com, our heroes turn their gas off, unveil a series of new nicknames, further impugn Jon’s exes, prove that no one can hold a grudge like they can, serve up a Battswitch supreme, weigh-in on the battle of Beatles and Stones, unveil their recording schedule, espy a jackrabbit with a women’s face, are easily bilked by found-footage films, sympathize with Storm Troopers, exclaim, “By the Eternal!!!”, encounter an immensely black cat, the water remembers that Michael forgot it, and we cover great distances at speed with the Uruk-hai and the malevolent Bell Witch!  Sources:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_WitchGhost Adventures Season 13, Episode 1 - Bell Witch Cave Intro:Music from https://filmmusic.io https://filmmusic.io/song/4118-nervous/“Nervous” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to sleep, our heroes anthemically introduce themselves, announce Uncle Touchy 2020, mispronounce bagel, anthropomorphize mice and rats, infiltrate NIMH, study population control, reference Albert Fish, want to eat somebody, want to feel the heat of somebody, endorse cannibalism (the show is sponsored by People Meet), ponder probers, join the Pumphouse Gang with Madison Ivy, share the secrets of NIMH, reference the Smashing Pumpkins, then delve deeply into Calhoun’s rodent utopia study and the concept of a Behavioral Sink.  Sources:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sinkhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-mouse-utopias-1960s-led-grim-predictions-humans-180954423/https://www.jstor.org/stable/24937233?seq=1#metadata_info_tab_contentshttps://www.gwern.net/docs/psychology/2009-ramsden.pdfhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Frisby_and_the_Rats_of_NIMHThe Fredrik Knudsen Episode on Behavioral Sink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgGLFozNM2oSonic High Dramatic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q11jwThxBBI Intro:Music from https://filmmusic.io https://filmmusic.io/song/4181-our-story-begins/“Our Story Begins” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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On today's illuminating episode, brought to you by DeathBed, our heroes are yet again thwarted by Quantum Mechanics, enjoy Nestled Cooskies and Peusie, are introduced to Hollywood Beauty, play amateur raconteurs, discuss a cursed song, pit Kazam against Shazam, read Buzzfeed, become a semi-official Stephen King podcast, and analyze the fantastical phenomenon of Shared False Memory. Join us, won’t you?

Sources: Frequency Illusion (Baader-Neinhof Phenomenon):A concept or thing you just found out about suddenly seeming to crop up everywherehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandela_Effecthttps://www.topsecretwriters.com/2017/11/mandela-effect-academic-explanation/https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/07/24/the-mandela-effect/https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/22/alternate-realities-and-trump-mandala-effect-and-what-cern-does.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulationhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/crazy-examples-of-the-mandela-effect-that-will-make-you-queshttps://www.discovermagazine.com/mind/collective-false-memories-whats-behind-the-mandela-effect Shane's NDE with the Cursed Song at the State Fair:https://youtu.be/nyUEpQHIgY8 Intro:Music from https://filmmusic.io “Sonatina in C-Minor” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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In a fun and festive episode, brought to you by Santa and Badassbeardcare.com, our heroes start with a festive flow, delve into descriptive audio smut, recall the water remembering, cuck their future selves, discuss their favorite holiday films, uncover the cult of the Buddhist Martha, don’t fear the beard, fight in a computer lab, spend a slew of time spewing about Star Wars, rant about Rotten Tomatoes, and unveil the mother of all twist endings... Happy Holidays to you fabulous folks!!! See you again in 2020!!!  Spoilers: Star Wars Episode 7 & 8 Sources: Kurzgesagt Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsXVk37bltHxD1rDPwtNM8QThe Channel recently covering nostalgia is called KnowledgeHub: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2_KC8lshtCyiLApy27raYw Check out badassbeardcare.com with code acoustic.rock.reject570 at checkout for a free sample pack or 50% off your purchase of regularly priced items!  Intro:Music from https://filmmusic.io"Christmas Rap" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“News” Intro:Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Outro: Music from https://filmmusic.io"Semi-Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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