For Mascot, Forever Ago

Whoooaaaaa big news on this one

@Keepo_Man joins us, we listen to sports themed song parodies, muse on geopolitical scandals, and shit talk Bill Simmons.

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No music, no edits, no nothing. Have it.

The Constant Gardener Minshew. We watch the Sunday NFL Countdown Uncle Rico / Gardner Minshew sketch and get very mad

PK Subban is a cop

I thank every cop at McDonald's before I order.

We spend a lot of time talking about the Fanatics website and not one second talking about Big Dogs and I think that's a problem.

Mike and Brendan find that sweet spot this week, you'll never forget how it felt.

Sure, Andrew Luck retired, but the takes sure didn't.

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