Darcy Hopkins was born in Sydney in the spring of 2002. Since then, he has learned to walk, and has ventured far from his hometown. His achievements include perfecting the art of modesty, circumnavigating the globe singlehandedly, and inventing a new breed of dog. In 2008, he revolutionised modern art with his 21st century interpretation of the wheel, and in 2012 revealed to the world that he is actually Banksy. After a brief stint acting as Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's stuntman, Darcy finally settled upon a career as a shoelace decorator and part-time shell collector. Finally, he is ready to tell his story to the world in podcast form.