This week I discuss trying not to be such an idiot, and also a recent killing rampage I went on.

Well, here I am, spouting some more nonsense, but also some tips on preparing, just in case.

Rule 1: Don't Panic

Rule 2: Be Kind

General Info: Geiger Counter: 

Counts per minute - 8-25 - normal current levels

60 - low level radiation, but only converts to 0.5 uSv per hour

100 - That is high, but not worth panicking.

150 - leave area if possible. If not, again, don't panic.

500 or more - ideally find area with lower dose if possible.

Water - Bottled / sealed is best. The water in your toilet tank (not the bowl) is also safe, as is the water in your water heater. If tap water is all that is available, it is more important to stay hydrated than to worry about the amount of contamination. Obviously if there has been overflow contamination into reservoir, or pipe / infrastructure damage, it may be best to boil.

Food: Canned food / non perishables are good to have.  Share with those who don't have food. It is more important to come together as a community, as you will all need one another. Support and be supported. Assuming you have no power, consume perishable foods first. 

I bought a broken ATV and ruined it even more, because I am an idiot.

Some more tales of personal misadventure.

Some very trivial complaints from your favorite entitled fool.

A story of a recent wipeout.

The saga of my failure as a boat-owner continues.

More deep woods camp adventures and misadventures. A lot of insects.

I'm a passive aggressive douche sometimes. Remembering riding Harleys with my brother.