TODAY OFF THE RIVER TURNTABLE WE HAVE QUEEN - "I WANT IT ALL"

Dog's deal for the day is that him and Joe will be on vacation all next week!

Kleenex has changed the name of their man-size tissue to Extra Large because the name man-size term was sexist.

Kristen Bell has came out and said that she feels the kids story Snow White is problematic because Prince Charming kisses Snow White without her consent. Dog thinks Kristen is overreaching and Joe understands her concern but doesn't think there is anything wrong with the story.

Its another great game of Marry, Moan, Murder. Dog gives his list of Golden Girls who he would tie the knot with, who he would go to town on and who he would butcher. Joe felt bad thinking about having relations with and killing old people.

Our #Fursday Friend Little Debbie has been adopted! Remember you can get you a great pet from Front Street Animal Shelter with all fees waived!

The Mega Millions is getting closer and closer to 1 BILLION DOLLARS! Dog is still keeping his promise and buying 83 River Rockers cars if he hits the jackpot!

It has come to Dog's attention that Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rogers is in love with Dog's least favorite race car driver Danica Patrick or as he likes to call her Manica Patrick.

We have another batch of Queen Stew for you River Rockers! Lets see if any of you can figure out the Queen songs to win tickets to see Bohemian Rhapsody!

Dog whipped up another batch of Queen Stew. No River Rocker was able to guess the songs the first time around, lets see if a River Rocker can guess the songs this time and win tickets to see a pre-screening of Bohemian Rhapsody!