Madonna is 60 years old. We are getting old.

What fast food restaurant matches up with Zodiac sign.

Today on The River Turntable: ELO's "Turn To Stone" off of Out Of The Blue.

What's Your Deal? As usual, Old Man Dog has a deal. Today? We didn't get to it while Joe was out, but did you see the story of the kids who became lost while flying alone.

Joe was out for two days with smoke induced laryngitis... and here he is still smoking R2-D2's penis. No wonder he lost his voice!

Wednesdays = Lick Us And Win Wednesday! Today we have family four-packs All American Speedway AND Six Flags Discovery Kingdom if you can stump the chumps with a Car (Dog), Potpourri (Joe) or Adrenaline (Dana) question! Round 1.

Well the Catholic Church is in the news again because of massive cover ups from high up in the church.

Wednesdays = Lick Us And Win Wednesday! Today we have family four-packs All American Speedway AND Six Flags Discovery Kingdom if you can stump the chumps with a Car (Dog), Potpourri (Joe) or Adrenaline (Dana) question! Round 2.

We're half-way through August, but just in case you missed it, here's what's new to Netflix this month!

Wednesdays = Lick Us And Win Wednesday! Today we have family four-packs All American Speedway AND Six Flags Discovery Kingdom if you can stump the chumps with a Car (Dog), Potpourri (Joe) or Adrenaline (Dana) question! Round 3.