Today on The River Turntable for EDDIE FREAKIN VAN HALEN'S 63RD BIRTHDAY, "Cathedral" off of Diver Down!

What's Your Deal? As usual, Dog has a deal. Today? His son is a CHEATER!!!

KFC has found itself a new Colonel and SHE is...

Dog found himself sucked up in yet another CBS television show, which was hosted by LL Cool J. And, he has to admit, Cool J needs to go bye bye.

We have another Joe-Date Update! And there's some BIG DOIN'S going on in the Maumee household!

Julie calls up to defend our smitten kitten, Joseph, from Dog and Dana from hammering on him about his new girlfriend.

You think you Kno TheDogAndJoeSho? Answer three questions correctly, and properly inflate our egos, and you win this amazing CAR DRYER (aka towel). Round 1.

Well, congratulations you little rat bastards! Tide has now pulled Tide Pods from shelves in response to the Tide Pod Challenge.

Taco Bell has officially fired shots at McDonald's-- not only are they now selling french fries BUT they've got some big talk backed by a big boy walk!

You think you Kno TheDogAndJoeSho? Answer three questions correctly, and properly inflate our egos, and you win this amazing CAR DRYER (aka towel). Round 2.