This is not a joke. Dog has a very sincere and heartfelt apology for the Millennials out there. This is not a joke.

We all know Joe loves them... and here's one that's really gonna get the waterworks going.

We are done & done on a Chewsday! We hope to see you guys out at Whitey's today (noon-1:00pm). Be back tomorrow for Lick Us And Win Wednesday, we have family four-packs of PBR tickets! WHOOOO!

Today on The River Turntable: ZZ Top's "Stages" off of Afterburner.

What's Your Deal? As usual, Dog has a deal. Today? Razors.

The Great Tree Off 2017 concluded with one and only Joseph Maumee being crowned the victor. (No need for a recount Dog.) But, what we have now is the LISTENER Tree Off. Submit your Christmas tree photo at 937theriver.com (Contests > The Great Tree Off) for a chance to win our LAST PAIR of DISNEYLAND tickets!

If you haven't bought your Christmas tree yet, you'd better get on it because there is a shortage of them this year.

To own property in New Zealand, you have to be an upstanding citizen, which means passing a "good character" test. Matt Lauer owns a TON of land in New Zealand-- with the recent allegations and being fired from The Today Show, who wants to put money down that his property is going to be yanked from him?

Over the weekend, Dog and his wife were out shopping and an incident happened while in line. (And, no it wasn't Dog barking at other patrons.)

Star Wars: The Last Jedi premieres this Friday. We know what Dog will be doing. (Avoiding it like the plague.)