The Dog and Joe Sho

Sorry, we have to cancel on you guys again! Tomorrow, we will be down at Fox 40, taping a commercial with our ugly mugs.

Might as well start calling him by his full name, Dog The Prophet. He has foretold of a time where OJ will run wild with abandon, drunk and enraged, 8 iron in hand. And so far, part of that prophecy has come true because OJ has been running around Vegas a little sauced...

Here's a college conundrum for you: you have two children, a boy and a girl. You can only afford to send one to college-- is your money on your son or daughter? (And yes, you have to pick ONLY ONE.)

Coming up... we'll have the one, the only: Urijah Faber! Til then, here's a great bed time story about the California Kid down in Brazil.

The California Kid Urijah Faber is in the house! He's here today to promote his Fight Night Flyaway-- just text FABER to 31996 to enter to win! Full details on our blog at 937theriver.com > The Dog And Joe Sho.

Ok, it's not a ponze scheme, because it's actually COMPLETELY LEGAL. Step 1: Buy an artificial tree. Step 2: Wait 10 years for the return on your investment to materialize. You're welcome.

What products do you boycott? Jim Beam now being boycotted because Mila Kunis endorses it.

We've found a list of 9 Reasons Why Joe Is Still Single... if he changes these, we can get him hitched as early as noon today!

Urijah Faber stopped by today to promote his Fight Night Flyaway! Text Faber to 31996 to enter to win!

Today on The River Turntable: Foreigner's "Break It Up" off of 4!