The Dog and Joe Sho

Today on The River Turntable: David Lee Roth's "Yankee Rose" off of Eat 'Em and Smile.

What's Your Deal? As usual, Dog has a deal. Like every other day this week-- The World Series.

A mysterious gambler walks away with $14mil after betting on games 1-6 of the World Series.

Right as we start to play Guns N' Roses Goulash, we realize phones are down.

With the phone lines down, the only person we can get on the phone is Heterosexual Anderson Cooper. So, we call him up for Story Time.

A mom picks up a kiddie pool, which didn't fit inside her mini van, and doesn't have anything to strap it down. So, logically, she puts her kid in the pool on top of the vehicle.

Danica Patrick's career may as well be over because she's losing so major sponsorship money.

Millennials are continuing down their path of destruction... hotels are no longer providing this object.

All of the controversy with kneelgate is ruining pizza sales, claims Papa John.

With the phones down today, Dog and Joe decide to read rock. And today, Producer Dana joins in!