People getting stabbed over Popeye's Chicken, old men walking around naked at the gym, and getting ring worm at a young age. The guys breakdown UFC 244, go over the Nate Diaz stoppage, and find out how much each fighter made. UFC fighter Max Griffin calls in to talk about his new UFC fight contract, his friendship with Mike Perry, and gives the guys pointers on how to smoke pork belly.

Costumes, trying to get drunk at Disneyland, and do big boobs get sweaty? Alcoholic problems and getting 20k for going through a torture maze. MMA fighter Max Rohskopf calls to talk about his upcoming fights and shares how his childhood led him to MMA. The guys also give their predictions for UFC 244, George Masvidal vs Nate Diaz.

The guys go down the conspiracy rabbit hole of staged suicides, pizzagate, sex islands, and simulation theory. They ask themselves why Henry Cejudo wants to fight women and give their predictions for UFC 241. The guys play "which table y'all sitting at?" UFC edition and determine which table would have the most booze and drugs.

Mexican housewives of Texas have arrived with their hot accents and drug lord dressed up as a little girl tries to escape a Brazilian prison. The guys determine that the Trumps paid Robbie Lawler to throw the fight and no one still talking about Colby Covington. Cris Cyborg becomes a street fighter and the guys breakdown shitty UFC fighter nicknames.

Crying over tv shows and Mario Lopez getting attacked by the trans community. The guys play "guess the race" and things get super racist and super sexist. The guys also giver their predictions for the Colby Covington vs, Robbie Lawler fight.

UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith comes back into the studio to make geography bets, talk about her upcoming fight in Uruguay, and breaks down how USADA tests UFC fighters. They get into girls smelling dicks, black films, and a list on which country has men with the biggest dicks.

Jameson and Ashlee-Evans Smith come into the studio and drunken talk ensues. The guys breakdown Connor Mcgregor's arrest and speculate he is up to no good. Ben Askren gets the donkey show award for roasting people and Ashlee reveals her UFC man crush.

The guys discuss christmas recitals, and sex stories that don't involve sex. Stand up comedian Keith Yackey calls in to talk about the time he shut down the 101 freeway, opening for Brendan Schaub, and the time Joe Rogan told him he made love to his song. Bryan breaks down the Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder fight and says why Anthony Joshua won't fight them. The guys also give their UFC 231 predictions.

Kanye West goes to the white house and creeps out Donald Trump. The guys review 90's movies that still hold up, and pick their best MMA meme of the week. UFC bantanweight Suga Sean O'malley joins the guys to explain his recent issue with USADA, gives his perspective on why he feels this suspension won't affect his career, and answers fan questions about smoking weed with celebrities and much more.

THE DONKEY SHOW IS BACK TO GO OVER EXS STAYING ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA, SEX ROBOTS, AND THE BILL COSBY CONVICTION. TEXAS HIP HOP ARTIST "BURGER MAN" CALLS THE GUYS TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW SINGLE, LIFE TOURING COLLEGES, AND HIS NEW APPROACH AT HIP HOP. ASHLEE EVANS-SMITH ALSO DROPS BY THE STUDIO AND PUTS HER VEGANISM ON THE LINE FOR THE KHABIB AND CONNOR MCGREGOR FIGHT.