The Dorks Deduction

In this weeks episode we're joined by the delightful Simeon Simms and a bottle of Prosecco! We'll be discussing the launch of Queer Essential, his fantastic new panel show which will be gracing us with its presence on 25/02/2019 via The Milk & Cereal channel on YouTube! Don't worry, this podcast hasn't suddenly become formal & professional as we're also talking about petty thievery, dating lives, drinking games and much more.

*Keep an eye out for a special extended version of this episode (yes, this was edited) that'll be dropping next week!*

This week we're filling in Alex on the greatness that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the heartbreak of Infinity War. *Warning* This episode contains silliness, competitiveness, a pop quiz and a few spoilers.

This definitely wasn't pre-recorded *cough* in October *cough*, we just decided to discuss it several months after the film was released. That makes sense.

This week we decided to tackle a topic that's been haunting audiences (and apparently cast and crew members) for decades. Since the original film in The Omen franchise a number of people involved seemed to have suffered a great deal of bad luck which has led some to believe that the movies are cursed. Is this true? Is it a coincidence? Did one of us go back in time to terrorise the innocent cast and crew members? Yes, yes we did.

After an extended hiatus we're back!

Instead of starting off with a light hearted topic we decided to delve right into the Hollywood sexual harassers. Again. From Harvey Weinstein to Asia Argento we cover it all! Only we dont, we picked a few perves and decided to stick to discussing those. Enjoy!

We want to wish you all a happy new year! We've been a little busy over the last couple of months so we appreciate you sticking by us during our dry spell. To say thanks we've cobbled together an outtakes episode so if you want to hear us mispronouncing words, being interrupted by dogs and insulting each other this is the episode for you!

During July of 1518 a Mrs. Troffea inexplicable broke out dancing and was unable to stop. Over the course of a month up to 400 people joined her on the streets, seemingly against their wishes. The dancers suffered bouts of heart attacks, strokes and exhaustion and many of them didn't live to see the end of the jig.

So why did this dancing mania that effected hundreds in Strasbourg occur? Why did it end?

This week we have a good old rant about the sexual predators that seem to have been trolling around Hollywood with ease for decades. It should also be noted that this episode was recorded over a week ago which isn't normally an issue but so much has been revealed since! So, if we didn't mention you it's not because we're cool with what you did, it's just because we didn't know.

Halloween is approaching so in this episode we're discussing a possible ghost ship which possibly had a dutch crew, a crew that possibly died a gruesome death. It also possibly sank as witnessed by the crew of another ship who are possibly dead as well.

We also discuss Weinstein occasionally. Yep, this episode will make your skin crawl.

This week we discuss the thrills and face palms that we've gotten over the years from watching horror films. We also try to figure out what horror movies that have been released in the last decade actually scare us. None, none have scared us.

Christopher Marlowe, also known as Kit, was a playwright and poet that lived in the Elizabethan era. Born in 1564 Marlowe lived till the ripe old age of... 29. He is said to have been killed accidentally by an acquaintance but there are some doubts about his official cause of death among historians (and us). Was it an assassination ordered by the Privy Council and/or the queen? Was it the result of the actions of a jealous wife? Did he actually die or did he fake his death?

Did Matt do it? It's as likely as some of the other theories.