The Dorm Room

It just comes out of spiders???

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
2:32 Say It With Me!
11:10 Chunk #1: Nature Is Wild
12:14 Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel
22:48 Indestructible Water Bears
32:34 Chunk #2: Let Me Get This Straight
33:39 John Duck: CIA Agent and Spiritual Seeker
40:01 Prince Regent The Frog (Not an Actual Prince)
51:43 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
51:57 Spelling Bee
1:06:36 Listen to Your Favorite Tune
1:07:58 Outro

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Fact Check/Sources:
Nature is Wild
Spider Silk
Tardigrades

Spelling Bee
Readers Digest

So you’re telling us we can pretty much never touch any plant ever again?

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:04 You Got Eczema? Poison Ivy? Chafing?
7:49 Chunk #1: This or That - Music Edition
8:38 Listen in order or on shuffle?
13:12 Live concert or studio recording?
13:32 Lyrics or beat?
17:33 Headphones or speakers?
19:27 Obnoxious people on planes
21:31 Conversations on planes
24:46 Our travel routines
27:15 Music for concentration: yes or no?
29:37 Is classic rock timeless or overrated?
30:58 Chunk #2: Headlines
31:10 Former Mexican President Likes Elves
41:20 Ancient Roman Bust Found in Texas
47:36 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
47:51 Name That Movie: 2000’s Comedy Edition
1:00:18 Support an Independent Bookstore!

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Fact Check/Sources:

Headlines:
Mexican President Post about Elf
Roman Bust at Goodwill

Tournament of the Olympians:
IMDB

What the heck is Swiss Chalet?

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:04 Say It With Me!
4:42 Mad Libs
15:28 There’s No Such Thing As A Straight Line?
17:52 Quantum Mechanics and the 10 Dimensions
22:06 Doubling Gravity = Bad News
33:34 Jeopardy! (Fast Food Edition)
1:01:41 Text your mom pls :)

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Fact Check/Sources:

Mad Libs

Down the Rabbit Hole
No Straight Lines
Earth Doubling in Size

Tournament of the Olympians
Fast Food

Holy crap! Watch out! There’s a giant pachyderm headed right for you!

Man, that was close. You gotta be more careful with all these giant mammoths roaming around. I say it’s time we get them back for almost squashing us. Let’s hunt em, mince em up, and make dinner out of em! Preferably meatball subs with a ton of marinara sauce.

In order to subdue one of these wild beasts we’re going to need a few things. First let’s start with the difference between toffee and brittle, and then we’ll make sure we get some plastic surgery for our autographs and which countries eat whale.

Come on, let’s go find them. 

Oh look, that’s where they’re hiding, right past Mike potentially going on Reality TV, the new planet McForbatron 7, and making peace with alternate dimensional beings.

From past experience, I know that you can lull one of these beasties to sleep by answering Star Wars Trivia questions and going for a walk. But in order to deal the final blow and “bring home the bacon” so to speak, we need one more thing…

You to press play on this session and give it your full and undivided attention. Yup, that’ll be the dagger right in the heart. If you can do that you’ll save the village and we’ll eat like kings for years to come.

Do you have it in you warrior? Of course you do.

Without a doubt in our minds,

Your Mammoth Meatball Making Men,
John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:44 Say It With Me!
2:03 Brittle V. Toffee
5:19 Chunk #1: Headlines
5:45 Plastic Surgery for Autographs?
11:48 Mammoth Meatball Pt. 1
15:02 Eating Whale
19:28 Mammoth Meatball Pt. 2
22:40 Lab Grown Meat Debate
27:42 Chunk #2: Icebreakers
27:59 Mike (potentially) Goes on Reality TV
33:39 Are Ghosts Freaky?
41:31 McForbatron 7: A New Planet
46:46 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
47:17 Star Wars Trivia
58:39 How to Support
58:59 Outro

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Fact Check/Sources:

Headlines
Plastic Surgery for Autographs
Mammoth Meatball

Tournament of the Olympians
Star Wars Trivia Questions

So we’re gonna build a dam. Yup, us. The otter and the beaver.

First, we’re gonna need some supplies and clearly define our roles. 

The beaver will be responsible for gathering all the necessary materials, including difficult riddles meant for children, ostriches roaring like lions, and the number of guinea pigs you can legally own in Switzerland.

The otter will be responsible for maintaining a fun work environment full of fish that are more organized in emergencies than humans, weirdly good animal noises, and creating a new game to play that involves insects, school supplies, things that fly, celebrities, and random words that start with the letter ‘M’

In order for this project to be successful, we need one other thing…YOU. That’s right, you’re the crux of this operation, we need you to BRING THE JOY. 

The beaver may have the strategy, and the otter may have the fun, but without you this team can’t do what it was designed to do. Spend an hour laughing and building a dam so great that it holds back the tide of stress and anxiety, and those nasty things called bills…

So if you’re willing and able to help us, press play and leave all those adult worries behind, it’s time to build the dam of the century.

With the heart of a lion, the love of an elephant, and the roar of a tiger.

Your Reserved and Rambunctious Rodents,
John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:07 Say It With Me!
3:31 Chunk #1: Riddle Me This
21:44 Chunk #2: Down The Rabbit Hole
22:09 Ostriches Can Roar Like Lions
25:52 Solo Guinea Pigs Are Illegal in Switzerland
32:09 Fish Are More Organized Than Humans
37:35 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
39:14 Game #1 - Categories
48:13 Game #2 - 15 second Alphabet
53:03 Game #3 - Celebrities
56:31 How to Support: Go Watch a Movie!
57:33 Outro

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Fact Check/Sources:

Riddle Me This
Prodigy Games
Who Smarted

Down The Rabbit Hole
A male ostrich can roar like a lion
It’s illegal to own just one guinea pig in switzerland
Fish in emergencies

Tournament of the Olympians
Category generator
Letter generator

Wait! Quiet…we need to approach this carefully; this is a dangerous mission after all…

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to help us find, retrieve, and free all the vegetables locked in captivity, while simultaneously proving the man held guilty for their capture…innocent.

In order to accomplish this we’ll need state of the art equipment, things like the best way to eat oreos, whether or not being patient when toasting marshmallows is worth it, and how fast Mike can eat a chocolate bar.

We’ll also be cooperating with some secret international agencies, capable of extreme levels of subterfuge. First we’ll contact the four robbers who stole crab legs and $200,000 worth of dimes from a series of armored trucks in Philadelphia. 

Next we’ll recruit the spacewalking astronauts and robot builders of the International Space Station. And finally, to complete our force of elite agents, we’ll locate mysterious influential historical figures who Mike may or may not know.

Our final step of this operation is the most crucial as it involves YOU, our faithful and extremely skilled listener. We need all of your intelligence, power, and attention on hand to press play, listen closely, and bring those trembling vegetables home! Without you the little seedlings won’t stand a chance. Think about the children!

With absurdly high levels of confidence and belief,
Your Vegetable Saving Vigilantes,John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:

0:00 Intro
0:54 Say it With Me!
2:44 Chunk #1: This or That?
3:40 Pancakes or Waffles?
8:50 Chocolate Bars: Bite Into or Break Into Pieces?
9:54 Smores: Golden Brown or Charred Marshmallows?
16:09 Oreos: Split or Whole?
18:39 Chips Ahoy for Breakfast
21:43 Chunk #2: Headlines
22:02 Stealing 2 Million Dimes…
38:27 A Tomato Got Lost In Space
51:13 Tournament of the Olympians: Who Am I?
1:05:56 Ways to Support
1:06:26 Outro

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Fact Check/Sources:

Headliners:

Theft of 2 million dimes from truckload from US Mint leaves four facing federal charges
Tomato lost in space by history making astronaut has been found

Who Am I?

Napoleon Bonaparte
Muhammed Ali
Genghis Khan
Leonardo DaVinci
Ludwig Van Beethoven
St. Paul the Apostle - The Bible
Joan of Arc
Teddy Roosevelt
Benjamin Franklin
Plato

He’s out there, and we’re gonna find him…

Who you ask? The gigantopithecus that’s been roaming the Pacific Northwest for millenia now…BIGFOOT!

In order to safely and humanely capture him, we’re going to need a team. A group of highly skilled individuals capable of accomplishing that which no human has been able to before. 

We need a researcher, someone to tell us how pine cones can predict the weather and how fast the moon is shrinking.

We need a tracker, someone to show us whether or not there are more dogs or cats adopted in the United States per year, and if Mike can name at least 10 dinosaurs.

We need a hunter, someone to show us what kind of weapons they sell at Ace Hardware for under $30 and what food combinations we definitely need to avoid.

Lastly, and most importantly…we need YOU! Our loyal listeners and dedicated homies to support us along the way. We need you to give us your eyes and ears so that we can have the energy, fortitude, and commitment to embark on this treacherous journey.

So grab your phone, computer, tv, whatever, and press play. Please don’t stop until we’ve completed our quest!

With nothing but humble gratitude and profound respect.

Your Bigfoot Capturing Best Friends,
John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:20 Say It With Me!
1:41 Magilla Gorilla
3:08 Down the Rabbit Hole
3:36 Pine Tree Meteorologists
9:21 The Moon is Shrinking
23:47 Ice Breakers
24:08 The Bigfoot Avengers
38:44 Gross Food Combinations
50:02 Tournament of the Olympians
50:24 More or Less
1:09:05 Support A Local Business
1:10:58 There’s More to Life Than Bills! (Outro)

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Fact Check/Sources:

Down the Rabbit Hole:

BBC ScienceFocus
It’s a Southern Thing Blog - Worst Food Combinations

More or Less:

Dinosaur Species - American Museum of Natural History
Toothbrushes - WWF Australia
Days on the Toilet - Green Gobbler
Items Donated - Goodwill Industries
Books Read Per Year - Words Rated
Dogs Adopted - Forbes
Pelican Diet - U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service
Athletes in Paris Olympics - Wikipedia
McDonald’s French Fries - Enterprise App Today
Colleges in U.S. - Best Colleges
Songs on Spotify - Vaizle
Trees in the World - Arborist Now

Holy smokes team, we're back! And this time, with POWER.

Thank you so much for joining this sesh. In return for your curiosity and undying loyalty to our show, we offer in return the absurd amount of bacteria on this planet, what comets smell like, which villain would be the easiest to persuade to the good side, ridiculous things we believed as children, and seeing if Mike can pass every grade in school...again.

Strap on those headphones, prime those subwoofers, command your virtual assistant, whatever you gotta do to listen to the silky smooth voices of the best friends you'll come to love more than you could ever imagine. 

All the peace and love in the Milky Way to you all :)

Your Socially Appropriate Soul Mates,
John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:

0:00 Say It With Me!
1:45 Down The Rabbit Hole
2:17 Bacteria Could Fill Up The Earth
11:39 Comets Smell Like Rotten Eggs
25:12 Ice Breakers
25:39 Easiest Villains to Persuade
33:06 Mike’s Crazy Childhood Belief
37:17 Tournament of the Olympians
37:35 Pass or Fail: School Edition
39:17 Elementary School
42:50 Middle School
47:01 High School
52:02 College
54:31 Final Results
57:14 Pet Some Animals (Ethically)

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Fact Check/Sources:

Down The Rabbit Hole: https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/fun-facts

Tournament of the Olympians:

USA Today

NASA

Grammarly

UCAR

Britannica

Library of Congress

Chem Libre Texts

Britannica