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In this week’s episode, we close Hyperborea with a story from the, err, “master thief” Satampra Zeiros. That’s right, it’s time for the infamous “Theft of the Thirty-Nine Girdles.”
Join us next time as we reflect on the NecronomiCon conference we all went to at the end of August and go over what stories we’ll be covering next.
We finally present our long-awaited “Coming of the White Worm” episode. Between power failures and illnesses, this was as much a monster to record as it was for Hyperborea. But now we’re recording more and back on track. Our guest is Mike Bukowski, who really does have a fake cult.
The Gaspard Du Nord sketch and Sabine.
Phil’s film Europa Report.
We swear to Tsathoggua that Rumology is a REAL thing.
Join us next time for the final story in Hyperborea “The Theft of the Thirty-Nine Girdles.”
Reader: The Divine Joe Scalora
Progress has been made on our next episode, in that it’s actually finally been recorded and is being worked on. But with travel schedules and projects, we’re a bit behind where we’d like to be. Once we get to September, we hope to be back to the minimum of 2/month and possibly an interlude as well.
For your listening pleasure now, however, we present Tim!
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We’ve been having a hell of a time recording the next episode(s). We’re looking forward to doing “Coming of the White Worm” with Michael Bukowski, but scheduling 4 people has been complicated by a power outage one time we tried to record and someone having a bad case of the stomach flu the second time. Cross your fingers and make your sacrifices for a successful third attempt at a recording session.
In the meantime, we present Phil with CAS’s poem “The Doom of America.”
THE DOOM OF AMERICA
Thou hast striven after strange gods, O America: in the
Thou hast built innumberable furnaces for altars to the greed of the gods: thou hast drawn forth the demons of the elements and enforced them to labour with groaning and shrieking in the service of Mammon.
O foolish, O indiscreet, thou hast taken to thee many alien peoples, the stranger is become thy possessor:
O scorner of poets and prophets, of them that are soothsayers: O mocker of the trumpets of Truth: I know that thou wilt not heed me: thou wilt pause a little. Thou wilt pass on with derision and forget:
O thou unseemly one, whose actions are not meet: who hast suffered they merchants to wax as kings: who admittest the multitude to thy councils: In the end they shall betray thee to the desert and the dust. In that day they captains and divers peoples shall divide thee from within: the strnog shall be at strife with the strong: Also, the heathen of his multitude shall sunder thee from round about: he whose heart is entire within him, who is not forsworn as thou:
In the far time to come, ere the end of the black cycle, thy memory shall be but as the writing on a stone that hath crumbled, that the wind hath lifted grain by grain and diffused afar:
Neither shall they endure as the stone of old times, as the pillars of Rome and Tyre that builded mightily, of Egypt whose toil shall be a testimony to the stars of the last and endless night.
Music: Sonorant – Soul Extinct
This week, we conclude “The Seven Geases” with returning guest Jason Thompson.
We’ve found that editing four voices together as compared to three (as compared to two on other Weird podcasts) takes significantly longer. But while we can’t promise a perfectly predictable schedule, we will keep these coming.
Phil was interviewed on Europa Report, which you can watch from Amazon or other video on demand services.
Next time, we’ll be doing “The Coming of the White Worm.”
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