Rand faces down the usurper Colavaere. He decides to do something even worse than executing her: he makes her get a job. Then Egwene grapples with her new set of problems. Moghedien is on the loose, none of the Aes Sedai respect her authority, and Gawyn's dream self keeps making sweet love to her.

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Perrin accompanies Rand on his return to Cairhien. The threat of violence looms as Rand learns what has been happening in the city since his captivity. Everyone in the palace is about to play a game of "who can shift their allegiance (again) the fastest?"

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We start in on Crown of Swords! First there's the usual recap chapter where we check in with various villains and antagonists. Then Perrin grapples with the aftermath of the battle at Dumai's Wells. Battles aren't so much fun when it's people you're chopping up.

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Perrin leads a desperate chase to free Rand before it's too late. It culminates in a showdown that will change the worldwide balance of power. Those Aes Sedai should have thought twice before they put a Two Rivers blacksmith's friend in a box.

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After an angry encounter with the Salidar Aes Sedai, Rand flees to Cairhien where he gets in much worse trouble. Luckily Perrin is back, because Rand is going to need his wolf bro.

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Perrin meets his in-laws. It turns out that they are crazy, which explains why his wife is also crazy. Meanwhile, Mat, Elayne, and Nynaeve arrive in Ebou Dar, the city that is to knife fights what London is to fog.

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Mat arrives in Salidar and executes his favorite tactic of barging in and making wrong assumptions. Then Min arrives in Caemlyn with the Salidar Aes Sedai delegation and soon afterward arrives in Rand's lap.

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Egwene gets spanked by a belt, travels through the dream, then gets elected boss of all Aes Sedai for her trouble. Worth it. Then, Mat gets sent to Salidar by Rand via magic shortcut and now has to deal with a town of upset Aes Sedai. Much easier, but definitely not worth it.

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Rand is attacked by a Grey Man, who is immediately destroyed by Taim, who couldn't be more suspicious if he tried. Meanwhile, Nynaeve does the impossible and Heals Logain. Not necessarily a good thing, but still very impressive!

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Rand studies the Andoran history of kissing cousins, while Egwene gets some hands-on (lips-on?) practice in kissing with Gawyn. Then Rand meets the White Tower's delegation and they have a competition to see who can underestimate the other the most.

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