As The Fires of Heaven opens, we take a tour of various dastardly deeds and shadowy meetings that bode ill for the forces of Light. Also, Siuan Sanche and company have trouble adjusting to civilian life and run afoul of the criminal justice system.

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Glorious! Perrin and his Emond's Field crew have their final showdown with the Trolloc hordes, and it doesn't seem like anything can save them. Meanwhile, Rand finally springs his trap to trap the other trappers. We also have a surprisingly deep discussion on how this book compares to the rest of the series.

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It's all coming to a head! Nynaeve and Elayne finally strike at the Black Ajah (accompanied by their Seanchan BFF Egeanin) while Perrin and Faile decide that a Trolloc siege is the perfect destination wedding.

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Turns out Min is always right. The Tower is in turmoil as Siuan Sanche is deposed by a cabal led by Elaida. Meanwhile Rand is upset when the forces of darkness invade his sex dream.

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Perrin leads his friends and neighbors in glorious battle against the forces of darkness! Not bad for a blacksmith with a wolf complex. Meanwhile Nynaeve and Elayne put on revealing dresses and bludgeon some people unconscious in the street. When in Tanchico, do as the Taraboners do.

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Nynaeve and team finally arrive in Tanchico, and have no idea what they've gotten into. Meanwhile Perrin kills Trollocs as planned. He also figures out that all he had to do to patch things up with Faile was be gravely injured. Easy!

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We get our first real glimpse of Aiel life. Egwene begins her Dream job, some obviously evil new people show up, and Rand starts acting crazy(er). Luckily, Mat has gotten a new brain to go with his new hat and medallion. It's all about accessorizing!

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It's all Perrin all the time this episode! Perrin returns to Emond's Field and finds it being oppressed under the twin thumbs of Whitecloaks and Trollocs. He rallies the countryside! And embarks on what should be named Operation Kill Them All.

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Mat explores another dimension through another twisted doorway in another ghost city. This time he manages to steal zero knives. Rand relives the lives of his ancestors back to the Age of Legends and learns the many secrets of the Aiel. Meanwhile Perrin and Faile bicker.

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We finally get to hear Rand's big announcement: he's taking some time off to get in touch with his roots. Meanwhile Elayne and Nynaeve take ship with the Sea Folk where they encounter courtesy and co-ed toplessness.

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