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  • Manchester Madness, Boring Arsenal, Chelsea Problems and what went down at Joe’s Birthday Party?

    A weekend to forget for both Manchester Clubs - but can Carrick turn it around for United and what happened to City against Forest? Sunderland highlight Chelsea’s problems - does Alonso know his best starting XI? Are Arsenal boring - and does anyone care? Plus what went down at Joe’s Birthday Party, Who’s on Carlton’s Shirt and the pressure of being a ‘wonderkid’ like JJ Gabriel.


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    58 min
  • Arsenal break Anfield hoodoo, More Man Utd Troubles and The Dark Arts.

    Arsenal go top after a 1-0 win at Anfield - but should Liverpool have had a penalty? Chelsea, thanks to some team selection from Joe’s son, beat Man Utd - so are Michael Carrick’s men in a relegation battle? More praise for Brighton, Bizarre and Shameful goals and Carlton tries to figure out what’s going on at West Ham. Plus the problem with Joe’s Doorbell, how to master the ‘Dark Arts' and Who is on Carlton’s Shirt?


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    50 min
  • What next for United, Chelsea undone by Spurs and Football’s Enforcers.

    Where do we start with Man Utd…the players, the manager, the executives, the owners or all of them? Plus was Chelsea’s loss to Spurs a blip or something more worrying and have De Zerbi’s men turned a corner? Also Footballs Greatest Enforcers, the best Footballing Nicknames, Villa back in form, Liverpool showing promise, why we still all love Jose Mourinho and his antics and what’s got Carlton so angry?


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    43 min
  • United under a cloud, Asterisk City and Can Brighton ‘do a Leicester’?

    What’s going on at Man United and who is to blame for their poor form? Are Brighton beginning to dream of ‘doing a Leicester? Have Chelsea turned a corner after keeping a clean sheet at last? Plus, what happened when Carlton and Joe did their own ‘Lisandro Rant’, the perils of being a footballing parent, Happy Hammers, subs and finishers, Stephen Bywater vs Kevin Keegan and another round of ‘Who’s Likely To…'


    00:00 - Intro

    01:13 - The Perils of being a footballing parent

    06:22 - Why are so many ‘keepers being lobbed?

    08:44 - Stephen Bywater v Kevin Keegan

    12:21 - Winless Man Utd - who’s to blame?

    16:31 - The case for Carrick

    22:35 - When Carlton and Joe did a ‘Lisandro Rant’

    26:40 - Brighton flying, can they 'do a Leicester’?

    33:43 - Arsenal being Arsenal

    35:22 - Eze - What is his best role?

    40:35 - Subs vs Finishers

    43:10 - Out of Joe, Carlton and Wayne, who is most likely to…..?

    48:25 - Chelsea finding form

    49:03 - Asterisk City

    51:20 - Happy Hammers

    54:28 - Highlights of the Week


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    57 min
  • City win - but is it irrelevant? Plus Warm Weather Training Antics and Carlton’s Celebrations.

    City beat Liverpool 3-0 - but are they title contenders or in a relegation battle? Plus who has the bigger problems Man Utd or Spurs, why are Liverpool misfiring, will Arsenal’s squad depth bring them the Premier League Title and can Brighton qualify for the Champions League? Plus what really happens on ‘Warm Weather Training’, Party Music (Phil Collins anyone??!!), Highlights of the Week and Happy Birthday to our very own Carlton Cole!


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    46 min
  • The Peter Crouch Special

    A VERY Funny episode with a VERY Special Guest - footballer, podcaster, national treasure and the busiest man in Showbiz - the one and only Peter Crouch. From playing with ’The Golden Generation’ to dancing for Prince William and chasing down Kaka for the Golden Boot Award - we cover the life and times of one of the country's favourite footballers. Plus, who’s Crouchy’s favourite players, managers and clubs and how did he go from a star striker to having a booming media career in retirement? Also Bridgey dons the sparkly jacket and delves into some old tweets for a Crouchy themed quiz, Joe reveals what happened after a famous Champions League match between Chelsea and Liverpool and Carlton remembers how he got stitched up while on England U21 duty.


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    1 hr 14 min
  • What next for City and are there reasons for English optimism?

    What will be the fallout to the news Man City have been found guilty of breaking PL financial rules? Joe, Carlton and Wayne have their say on arguably the biggest story to hit the Premier League. Plus England nearly overcame the World Champions, but despite the loss to Spain are there reasons to be cheerful and optimistic? Also Bridgey has a weekend of ‘double trouble’ (not to mention an accident with a trampoline), Joe gets asked to dance, Carlton’s looking for compensation and a new feature ‘Who is most likely to…..'


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    48 min
  • Brilliant Brighton, Sorry Spurs and Football Finance Facts.

    Arsenal were ‘pecked by The Seagulls’ - but how did Brighton win so convincingly? Spurs scored twice, but Villa netted 3 times - what can De Zerbi do in the International Break to turn Tottenham around? Plus we’re joined by Football Finance Expert Stefan Borson to get to the bottom of what’s going on with Chelsea, Carlton’s been relaxing by going for walks in the forest but it still doesn’t stop him going on a rant, would Joe buy a football club and what next for J.J Gabriel? 


    Also join us join us on Monday, 28th of September, at 1 pm, as we will be doing an eBay live auction selling off some beautiful football shirts, signing them, and personalising them if you want us to. We will also be chatting about football shirts and doing a Q+A, so send us your questions whilst you bag yourself a bargain.


    Just Google Ebay Live and you'll find us on their platform - live and direct 1pm next Monday 28th of September.



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    1 hr 1 min
  • VAR (again!), Oasis and remembering Ludo.

    After another VAR nightmare at the weekend during the Manchester Derby what - if anything - can be done to make it better? Plus Chelsea’s defensive issues, Spurs still can’t score, West Ham top the Championship and remembering the great Ludo Miklosko. Also why did Joe throw a massage table across the Dressing Room, school days memories and who didn’t make the Oasis after party? 



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    55 min
  • Arsenal show their class, the joy of last minute goals and Carlton’s insane injury.

    Arsenal may have taken 3 points but were there positives for Chelsea and who has the best Front 3 - The Gunners or The Blues? Plus Everton’s last gasp equaliser, how do you break a scoring drought, Lampard v Schoies v Gerrard. - who was best and how did Carlton end up injured by a mannequin? Also a new feature - The Dressing Down, Who’s on Carlton’s ’Shirt of the Week’ and is Kai Havertz the best false 9 currently playing?



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    50 min

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