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Gum is secretly controlling the world. I know it you know it the world is blind to it. It should be free. It literally grows on trees. 

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A little bit Christmas. A lotta bit grinch. Life death and the pursuit of leaving me the fuck alone. I don't know why it is so hard for people to understand that as our society and culture change so too must our traditions. Luckily for us getting drunk and being egotistically will never go out of style.

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Were you homeschooled? THEN GO AWAY THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!! YOU ARE WEIRD AND PROBABLY STICKY AND AWKWARD! Ok now that those goofy fucks are gone we love homeschooled kids. Its like a litmus test for normal. Elon musk was probably a homeschooler. So... yup thats it.

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Life and all of its terribleness. Luckily we are armed with sarcasm and alcohol. 

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Good old fashion nonsense. We have the first guest we have had in a while. It devolves as these things always do. Video games and social justice are the highlights of this episode. That's about it.

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Good news bad news... the bad news: this one is a shorty. I forgot I had an appointment and so we were pressed for time. the good news: this one is a shorty. It may be that we are more palatable in small amounts. I also think that means this description can be short...

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Holy fucking fever dream. We have been known to go on tangents but I feel we have hit our zenith on this one. Not one idea was completely fleshed out. Spanning the gamut from religion to public restrooms, even though for some those are the same thing, we quickly shed any semblance of organization and keep plowing through to the next topic. If we don't have ADD I don't think anyone does. No ticket needed to this rollercoaster of inane shit.

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Ok I forgot to post this and we just did another so here you go for twofer Tuesday. The good news is you get two episodes the bad news is the description for both is going to be what you are reading now. So skim it cause you will read it again next episode and I don't want you to get bored. Luckily like most people you will retain very little of this with a quick read and then it will really hit home when you read it again for the next episode. Either that or this episode gets buried... but which episode am I talking about. The decision is yours!!

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Ok I forgot to post this and we just did another so here you go for twofer Tuesday. The good news is you get two episodes the bad news is the description for both is going to be what you are reading now. So skim it cause you will read it again next episode and I don't want you to get bored. Luckily like most people you will retain very little of this with a quick read and then it will really hit home when you read it again for the next episode. Either that or this episode gets buried... but which episode am I talking about. The decision is yours!!

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128 episodes?! these are getting harder to write. Its like homework now. Does anybody even read these? am I screaming into the wind? This far into it if you are basing your listening off these blurbs you have to know it doesn't even describe the episode. I have no idea what we talk about... EVER! I don't listen to me when I talk... so I just BS here. You are either going to listen or not but these don't help. That being said I am neurotic and if it doesn't have a few lines I feel it looks bad... whatever it is what it is...