The Drunk Mormon Missionary Podcast

2 Nephi is just plagiarism anyway so after a 3 yeah hiatus we are finally to the Book of Jacob. I am very against plagiarism. So on we go. 

 

Enjoy!

Up and coming dystopian author and childhood friend Ed Bonilla talks about his new book 5 Clones, growing up Mormon/Catholic, punk rock music, and faith paths. This is a different direction from our normal Drunk Book of Mormon stories format. For one I am not drunk in today's episode.

You can purchase 5 Clones on Amazon and listen to Radical Times on their Bandcamp page. 

Special thanks to Upsuck for our new into music!

Today's episode is a special treat to interview Moe Tab's own rising star Suanne Bowcutt. She is all Utah County and she is all rock star! Maybe daughter of Richard M Nixon, Suanne shares her love of music and fame while giving us some great advice for navigating some of the trickier parts of Mormonism. 

Will Dick from the Art of Floundering co-hosts today's episode as well. 

Moonshine Apple Pie is this episode's sponsor. If you want to get drink fast, drink Apple Pie Moonshine. After 6 shots you won't even remember your name!

Lehi Kicks the bucket and blesses his family. Notice its only the sons. That's kind of fucked up. Special guest is Will Dick from the art of floundering. Check his podcast out at https://www.facebook.com/artoffloundering/ . He's awesome dude. 

Also new intro and exit music is performed by Upsuck.

They rock at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCel_esaXIGbEHTrINGebY4g

Damn it I spilled my Apple Moonshine all over my desk. I need to clean it up because my desk is super sticky now. 

Peace and Love!

I am sorry its been over 2 years since my last podcast. But Your Drunk Mormon Missionary is back!

This episode takes a different routes than my past podcasts. Tonight I am interviewing and showcasing the music of a local Phoenix Band Upsuck whose lead singer and bass player is also an ExMo.

Pandemics suck for local musicians who have no idea when they are going to be able to gig again. So support local music and go to their bandcamp pages and buy their music and merch!

Here are the two musicians we are show casing tonight if you are willing to buy their music!

https://www.amazon.com/Upsuck/dp/B01FMP8GF8 

http://www.hansolson.net/

And special thanks to Upsuck for the new Drunk Mormon Missionary Podcast intro music and ending music!

We are taking a quick break from Drunk Book of Mormon Stories. Today I am trying to understand why Mormon's hate coffee so much. This is taken from an April 2007 General Conference talk, Relief Society President Julie Beck. The original video can be found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-dfOQUc8vQ&t=19s

Got to give credit to Thinker of Thoughts for this.

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Tonight we finish will 1 Nephi. Holy shit this is truely an accomplishment. I really didn't think we would get this far. But we did. Nephi builds a fucking boat and they finally get to America. Way to go Nephi! Nephi FTW!

This episode brought to you by the new Utah BAC law of .05%. Please don't drink mouth wash and drive.

Holy shit. These are getting hard to do for so many reasons that I would rather not get into. But here we go. Episode 16. Nephi is having his fucking acid trip with Angel Fire balls while in a desert. If this isn't a Burning Man story, I don't know what is. A church of whores, visions in the desert, and eating meat. 

By the way. Want to hear some awesome modern folk? Look up Dan Bern,

http://danbern.com/

Thanks to Carrie in Rhode Island for the introduction.

After a nice holiday break, we are back with Drunk Book of Mormon Stories. Today's drink is vodka and lemonade, also known as a lemon drop. Nephi wants to know the interpretation of Lehi's dream, gets drug up to the top of a mountain by some spirt and makes prophecies about Jesus 600 years before his birth and brought to light 1800 years after his death. Its a miricle!!!

Holy shit and god bless The Dude. This podcast was about the White Tree of Life who Lehi found because of a white dude in a white robe. Racist? You be the judge , jury, and executioner. This episode of Drunk Mormon Missionary podcast brought to you by the number 3 and it came to pass. Enjoy!