Holy shit was I drunk! Yep. I kept drinking and kept trying to convert investigator Erik to Mormonism! In this episode we start on Drunk Mormon Missionary Lesson number 2 - The Plan of Salvation - or Spirit Babies Need Bodies. War in heaven, Lucifer, Jesus, and a bunch of spirits really wanting to try masturbation! Enjoy!

So the night continued. And I continued drinking! This episode concludes the first drunk missionary lesson and 3 more shots towards my 15 shot night of rum and vodka. This episode is about the need for Joe Smith and how Christianity got fucked up! In Mormon Speak: The Great Apostasy!

The last episode was so fun and I was pretty drunk still, so we continued with the Joseph Smith story to complete drunken missionary lesson number 1. In this episode we talk about the Angel Moroni and his late night visits to Joseph Smith, the gold plates hidden conveniently near Joseph Smith's house and we touch about what exactly is in them gold plates. Honestly I was about 6 shots into it at this point so I don't quite remember all of what was said. Maybe I should listen to it too. Enjoy!

Welcome to the Drunk Mormon Missionary Podcast with Elder Wrong. This is the first episode of this podcast. Every week, Elder Wrong gets very drunk and attempts to explain Mormon Theology. This week starts with the First of five missionary lessons. Today Elder Wrong speaks with investigator Erik about prophets and Joseph Smith's first vision. Enjoy!