Grab a cold one and pull up a chair — the homies are already half-lit and breaking down the wildest weekend in sports. Conference championship madness, playoff bubble drama, North Texas vs Tulane in the rain, PJ George Washington nightmares, Giannis trade rumors, LeBron’s ironman streak dying for a Rui buzzer-beater, NASCAR lawsuits, F1 title fights, and a whole lotta bourbon-fueled tangents.If you like your sports talk unfiltered, unhinged, and with zero apologies, this is your spot. New episode drops every week — smash that like, subscribe, and let’s run it up for Carlos’ expensive formula (and his future liver transplant). #DrunkTakeTheSports #CollegeFootball #NBA #PlayoffChaos #BeerAndBall

NEW DRUNK TAKES POD JUST DROPPED AND IT’S ABSOLUTE CHAOS The boys are back ice-cold beers in hand and the takes are SCALDING: The CFP committee is actually high on 4th-down aggression (Alabama jumped Notre Dame… because guts??) Hunter Yurachek called Arkansas “broke” IN FRONT OF THE DONORS and still has a job Lane Kiffin is aura-farming, lying to recruits, and playing the victim like a pro Penn State’s recruiting class is somehow 150+… James Franklin is getting EVERYONE else paid Giannis might’ve just popped his Achilles mid-rant about Milwaukee ruining his legacy Norm Powell slander vs. Desmond Bane love, Chris Paul got sent home for being a dick, and LeBron is straight-up quitting on JJ Redick on national TV Plus F1 track-limits debates, NASCAR vs. F1 beef, trough pissing etiquette, and a full Survivor vs. Big Brother debate at 2 a.m. energyThis episode is pure unfiltered homie banter. If you’ve ever needed a beer and a rant about how dumb sports have gotten in 2025… this is it. SMASH that LIKE button (Carlos Jr. eats expensive formula) SUBSCRIBE so you never miss us clowning on the committee Drop your hottest take in the comments — we read ‘em all while shotgunning the next one Drunk Take the Sports Podcast — where the takes stay hot and the drinks stay ice cold.New episodes every Wednesday & Friday.#CFP #CollegeFootball #Giannis #DrunkTakes #LaneKiffinDrama

Grab your bourbon, crack a cold one, and stumble into The Drunk Take — where the takes are hotter than a gas station hot dog and the drinks never stop flowing. This week the boys are absolutely hammered on college football madness: Lane Kiffin bolts Ole Miss for LSU (match made in petty heaven), Twitter turns into a war zone, Marty Smith gets held hostage, and the coaching carousel spins so fast it’s making us dizzy. We break down every messy hire — from John Sumrall to Florida, Silverfield sneaking to Arkansas, Pete Golding getting the keys to Ole Miss, all the way to Penn State getting left at the altar harder than a drunk text at 2 a.m. Plus: OU sneaks into the playoff with duct tape and defense, the ACC tries to math its way into disaster, Heisman takes that’ll piss off your group chat, NFL playoff chaos, NBA Cup bets, and Max Verstappen pulling the ultimate 3-0 comeback in F1. Zero brakes. Zero apologies. Just vibes, violence, and cold drinks.
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The boys are absolutely sauced and unhinged for Rivalry Week We’re talking:

• Lane Kiffin quoting Ludacris & Mobb Deep while torching his own AD after beating Mississippi State 38-19
• Is Kiffin staying or bolting to LSU? The deadline is REAL
• Ohio State vs Michigan keys with Buck Nut in the building – “Stop trying to prove we’re tougher than them!”
• Heisman race coming down to the Big Ten Championship?
• Travis Hunter, Ashton Jeanty, or the B10 title game winner?
• NFL Turkey Day reactions: The Chiefs are COOKED, Bears 9-3 is insane, Bengals still alive?
• Luka vs AD tonight, J-Dub’s creepy return video, and why the in-season tournament court is trash
• F1 track limits rant, $12 Jags-Titans tickets, and Carlos needs your likes so he can afford his new liver transplant

Grab a Cherry Spice Okolahoma (QuikTrip only, facts) and get lit with the homies.Like & Subscribe or Carlos ain’t eating this week
New episodes every week – turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next meltdown.#CollegeFootball #RivalryWeek #OhioStateVsMichigan #LaneKiffin #DrunkTakes #NFL #CFBPlayoff #Heisman

The boys are already half a bottle deep on Thanksgiving Eve and the takes are SCORCHING hotter than the oven. We absolutely COOK The Ringer’s Top 100 (Aaron Gordon 35th? Norm Powell disrespected at 46? Jalen Brunson top 10??), argue if Chet Holmgren is the most overrated young star in the league, debate if Coop Flagg already makes Mavs fans feel okay about losing Luka, celebrate Brian Kelly getting canned for a cool $54 million, and somehow end up yelling about Audi Crooks, the Egg Bowl, and why the Clippers are trying to build the AARP All-Stars. Plus:

• “Paolo or Chet right now?” drunk debate
• Why Julius Randle needs to be sold HIGH
• Derek Lively slander (sorry king)
• The greatest Thanksgiving NFL slate of all time
• Lane Kiffin watch reaches DEFCON 1

Grab whatever you’re pouring tomorrow, crack it early, and smash that Like button so Carlos can afford his expensive formula (and maybe a new liver). Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals — see y’all Friday for Ohio State-Michigan rage bait with Fuck Nuts. LIKE + SUBSCRIBE or we’re showing up to your family dinner uninvited
#DrunkTakes #NBA #ThanksgivingEve #RingerTop100 #LukaDoncic #CoopFlagg #BrianKellyFired

Grab a cold one and pull up — the boys are back in the Drunk Take Studio going full send on everything that happened this weekend. Timestamps
0:00 – Intro & Superman that hoe nostalgia
1:34 – Oregon barely survives USC, are the Ducks frauds?
5:04 – OU’s defense carries a dead running-back room vs Missouri
11:46 – Diego Pávez Heisman campaign goes nuclear (537 of Vandy’s 550 yards )
15:26 – Kansas State rushes for 472 yards… and LOSES
24:30 – Max Verstappen wins Vegas GP after McLaren gets DSQ’d for illegal WOODEN PLANK wear (yes, actual wood)
28:05 – Chiefs out-gain Colts 290–18 in the 4th+OT and still barely win
36:50 – Shador Sanders gets his first NFL W + “imagine a full offseason”
39:45 – Matt Stafford is the REAL MVP (30 TD, 2 INT is insane)
53:50 – Ja Morant calls Klay a bum → instantly regrets it
54:58 – Heat Culture is BACK (Miami 4th in the East)
57:03 – Peace out, see y’all Wednesday for the Thanksgiving slate previewIf you laughed, cried, or spilled your drink — smash that LIKE button and SUBSCRIBE so Carlos can afford a new liver and some expensive baby formula.New episodes every Monday & Wednesday (sometimes Friday when we’re really drunk).#CollegeFootball #NFL #DrunkTake #HeatCulture #F1 #ChiefsKingdom #GoPokes #BoomerSooner

Where the takes are always hot, the drinks are ice-cold, and nobody’s scared to say what they really think after a few pops.Live from the Drunk Take studio, the homies crack open beers, bourbon, and whatever else is in the fridge while breaking down the week in college football, NBA drama, wild trade rumors, and whatever else is blowing up the timeline. Expect unfiltered rants about OU Sooners football, Lane Kiffin’s private-plane soap opera, why LaMelo needs out of Charlotte, Lincoln Riley revenge scenarios, and random tangents about animal crackers and Bruce Willis movies when the liquor really hits.It’s Saturday morning vibes on a Friday night — reckless predictions, zero apologies, and a whole lotta “bro, hear me out.” Grab a drink, pull up a chair, and get lit with us. New episodes drop every Monday and Friday(ish). Boomer Sooner, screw the haters, and put the fries in the bag.Like, subscribe, and tell a friend… or Carlos can’t afford his fancy formula and his liver transplant. #DrunkTakeSports

Two homies, zero filter. Double Prunk and Carlos are back on a Wednesday with the smoothest intro in podcasting (people pay big money for this voice, allegedly) to break down everything NBA and a little college football chaos.We’re talking:

• LeBron’s perfectly scripted return against the Jazz
• Skinny Luka cooking with Austin Reaves and making Lakers fans feel… feelings
• DeAndre Ayton quietly having the best 6 weeks of his life
• DLO being the most un-guardable guy… for the other team
• The Pistons on a 13-2 tear and suddenly the best team in the East
• DeMar DeRozan top-100 all-time debate that ends in full cope mode
• Mark Cuban revisionist history and why nobody wants him near the Mavs again
• Wemby hurt, Giannis hurt, the 65-game rule ruining everything
• James Harden’s 300-lb step-back threes and the Clippers’ ongoing disaster
• Zion’s new hobby (sliding into porn-star DMs)
• Plus: Oklahoma somehow beating Alabama while throwing for 138 yards, playoff rankings, and coaches already bolting for new jobs.

It’s unhinged, it’s hilarious, it’s two dudes who hate the Lakers but secretly respect the vibes. If you like your hoops talk raw, sweaty, and occasionally delusional… welcome to The Drunk Tank.Like, subscribe, or Carlos doesn’t get his expensive formula. Your call.#NBA #DrunkTank #LakersHate #PistonsSZN #SkinnyLukaSZN

Drunk Takes boys are back with special guest host Bucknut filling in like an absolute legend on zero notice. We’re breaking down everything from a wild college football weekend:

• OU’s defense shows up HUGE in Tuscaloosa and keeps finding ways to win ugly (Hard to Kill szn is real)
• Georgia puts Texas in a body bag in the second half – the Dawgs are waking up at the perfect time
• Texas A&M survives an all-time comeback scare
• Ohio State keeps steamrolling teams into the ground like a prime UFC grappler
• CFP rankings drop tomorrow – is Texas Tech crashing the top 5? Is Ole Miss getting disrespected? Where the hell does Bama land?
• Playoff seeding debates, bye-week curses, and why being the #1 seed might actually suck

• Chiefs lose to the Broncos and somehow still feel inevitable
• Josh Allen goes full nuclear
• The Panthers (!?) are somehow only two games out of the NFC South
• Lions go full Dan Campbell on 4th down (six times?!)
• Ja’Marr Chase vs. Jalen Ramsey post-game spice
• And the Monday Night Football slate so bad we’re begging for a meteor

Then we stumble into the NFL sewer: We cap it off with some early NBA drunk takes: Thunder looking like the 73-9 Warriors, the Pistons are actually fun(?), and the Mavericks are already in full tank mode for Cooper Flagg 2.0.Raw, unfiltered, ice-cold takes served straight from the Drunk Takes studio. Hit that like button, smash subscribe, and tell us your drunkest take of the week in the comments. New episodes dropping Monday/Wednesday/Friday – let’s ride, fam!

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MAVS FANS REJOICE: Nico Harrison GONE! The GM behind the Luka trade disaster is out — we break down the botched AD deal, the secret trade leak fears, and why Jason Kidd might’ve sabotaged the offense on purpose. Plus: Is Cooper Flagg at PG the dumbest experiment ever? Giannis Antetokounmpo is UNSTOPPABLE — 38 vs. Mavs, 41 vs. Bulls, casual 22 as his worst game. Can he keep this up without burning out? We compare him to Jokić and crown the early MVP front-runners. Thunder vs. Lakers Tonight! Luka returns to OKC — will SGA out-free-throw him? We predict the whistle war and debate if the Thunder’s depth can survive another back-to-back. College Football Playoff Madness Can OU upset Alabama in Tuscaloosa? Georgia vs. Texas: Who’s favored by 5.5? The ACC might get ZERO playoff teams — even if Duke wins the conference?! Pour one out for Klubnik | Raise a glass to Mike McDaniel MLB Awards Drop: Tarik Skubal wins AL Cy Young (despite Tigers letting him walk?) Paul Skenes takes NL — with a 1.97 ERA and no winning record Hot Takes & Rants: Late NBA games are ruining sleep (10:30 CT tip-offs?!) Bally Sports was a scam, FanDuel’s better… but still mid Brandon Ingram’s water bottle face-shot Grady Dick jersey swaps banned? F1 Brazil GP was an absolute BANGER (Max P3 from pit lane!) Bonus Nostalgia: Deshawn Stevenson’s “How’s My Dirk Taste?” shirt, 2011 Mavs glory, and why no one will ever replace Dirk.Hosts: Public Drunk & Gage the Yam ManLive from the Drunk Tank Sports Studio New episodes every week — hot takes, cold drinks, zero filter.#DrunkTankPod #Mavs #ThunderUp #NBA #CollegeFootball #Skubal #Skenes #GiannisMVPSubscribe, smash that bell, and tell us: Is Jason Kidd the real villain in Dallas?