The boys are back in the Drunk Take studio going full send on Diego Pavia turning from lovable underdog to "F the voters" villain after Mendoza snags the Heisman. We roast the salty runner-up, dive into wild transfer portal news (DJ Lagway, Dylan Raiola hitting the market?), break down Navy's clutch Army-Navy win, OU vs Bama playoff hype, NFL insanity (Josh Allen miracles, Trevor Lawrence revival), and a splash of NBA Cup drama. Grab a cold one—the takes are piping hot and zero filter! Like, subscribe, and join the homies. 🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4679160343625728

Grab your bourbon and a barf bag. The boys are hammered and roasting the Buccaneers for the most pathetic clock-management meltdown of the season while Kirk Cousins turns into 2018 Prime Brady on their souls. Todd Bowles drops an all-time F-bomb tirade, TJ Watt gets acupuncture’d into the IR, Philip Rivers crawls out of retirement looking like your drunk uncle, and we argue how Diego Pavia might get straight-up robbed of the Heisman. Zero filter, pure chaos, maximum drunk. Crack one open and try not to spill it laughing.

Welcome to the Drunk Take – where the takes are hotter than Sherrone Moore’s executive assistant and the beers are colder than Michigan’s playoff chances.Today the boys are absolutely sauced and spiraling over:BREAKING: Sherrone Moore just got fired for clapping his (much younger, very white) staffer – we’ve got the tea, the deactivated IG, and the “I’m not leaving” Wolf of Wall Street meltdown Thunder up 30+ again while the Suns get bent over in the In-Season Cup Derek Lively cooked for the season, Mavs already shopping AD like he’s crypto in a bear market Scary Terry’s gambling scandal so bad the Heat can’t even trade him without Russian roulette David Lee pixie-stick confessions, Biff Poggy, and why Barstool can suck it Plus: Who’s smashing the assistant coach in Chad Powers Season 2? (Spoiler: still not us)40 minutes of unfiltered, unapologetic, probably-should-be-canceled chaos.Grab a shot, pull up, and let’s get weird.Like & subscribe or Carlos has to keep eating the off-brand formula.#DrunkTake #FireSherrone #SnowbunnySZN #ThunderUp #NBACupIsDumbThis version is maximum rage-click, maximum memeable, stays just on the right side of the line for most platforms, and perfectly captures the drunk, degenerate energy of the episode. Use it in confidence, king🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/46791603...

Crack a cold one and stumble into the Drunk Take studio where the takes are scorching and the livers are dying. We rip apart the absolute circus that is the CFP bracket: Notre Dame throwing a tantrum and opting out of pastries, the ACC tiebreakers screwing everyone, and one unhinged host swearing OU is gonna curb-stomp Alabama again on their way to the natty (book it, cowards). Then we torch the NFL—Chiefs officially cooked, Colts in a body bag, and somehow the Jaguars and Patriots are running divisions. NBA? In-season tournament still sucks, Franz Wagner scared the shit out of us, and we’re already writing Thunder-Celtics Finals fanfic. F1 gets a quick middle finger too. Zero filter, maximum chaos—come get drunk with us.

Grab a cold one and pull up a chair — the homies are already half-lit and breaking down the wildest weekend in sports. Conference championship madness, playoff bubble drama, North Texas vs Tulane in the rain, PJ George Washington nightmares, Giannis trade rumors, LeBron’s ironman streak dying for a Rui buzzer-beater, NASCAR lawsuits, F1 title fights, and a whole lotta bourbon-fueled tangents.If you like your sports talk unfiltered, unhinged, and with zero apologies, this is your spot. New episode drops every week — smash that like, subscribe, and let’s run it up for Carlos’ expensive formula (and his future liver transplant). #DrunkTakeTheSports #CollegeFootball #NBA #PlayoffChaos #BeerAndBall

NEW DRUNK TAKES POD JUST DROPPED AND IT’S ABSOLUTE CHAOS The boys are back ice-cold beers in hand and the takes are SCALDING: The CFP committee is actually high on 4th-down aggression (Alabama jumped Notre Dame… because guts??) Hunter Yurachek called Arkansas “broke” IN FRONT OF THE DONORS and still has a job Lane Kiffin is aura-farming, lying to recruits, and playing the victim like a pro Penn State’s recruiting class is somehow 150+… James Franklin is getting EVERYONE else paid Giannis might’ve just popped his Achilles mid-rant about Milwaukee ruining his legacy Norm Powell slander vs. Desmond Bane love, Chris Paul got sent home for being a dick, and LeBron is straight-up quitting on JJ Redick on national TV Plus F1 track-limits debates, NASCAR vs. F1 beef, trough pissing etiquette, and a full Survivor vs. Big Brother debate at 2 a.m. energyThis episode is pure unfiltered homie banter. If you’ve ever needed a beer and a rant about how dumb sports have gotten in 2025… this is it. SMASH that LIKE button (Carlos Jr. eats expensive formula) SUBSCRIBE so you never miss us clowning on the committee Drop your hottest take in the comments — we read ‘em all while shotgunning the next one Drunk Take the Sports Podcast — where the takes stay hot and the drinks stay ice cold.New episodes every Wednesday & Friday.#CFP #CollegeFootball #Giannis #DrunkTakes #LaneKiffinDrama

Grab your bourbon, crack a cold one, and stumble into The Drunk Take — where the takes are hotter than a gas station hot dog and the drinks never stop flowing. This week the boys are absolutely hammered on college football madness: Lane Kiffin bolts Ole Miss for LSU (match made in petty heaven), Twitter turns into a war zone, Marty Smith gets held hostage, and the coaching carousel spins so fast it’s making us dizzy. We break down every messy hire — from John Sumrall to Florida, Silverfield sneaking to Arkansas, Pete Golding getting the keys to Ole Miss, all the way to Penn State getting left at the altar harder than a drunk text at 2 a.m. Plus: OU sneaks into the playoff with duct tape and defense, the ACC tries to math its way into disaster, Heisman takes that’ll piss off your group chat, NFL playoff chaos, NBA Cup bets, and Max Verstappen pulling the ultimate 3-0 comeback in F1. Zero brakes. Zero apologies. Just vibes, violence, and cold drinks.
Smash that like & subscribe or Santa’s leaving coal in your cooler. #DrunkTake #CFB #HotTakesAndColdBeer

The boys are absolutely sauced and unhinged for Rivalry Week We’re talking:

• Lane Kiffin quoting Ludacris & Mobb Deep while torching his own AD after beating Mississippi State 38-19
• Is Kiffin staying or bolting to LSU? The deadline is REAL
• Ohio State vs Michigan keys with Buck Nut in the building – “Stop trying to prove we’re tougher than them!”
• Heisman race coming down to the Big Ten Championship?
• Travis Hunter, Ashton Jeanty, or the B10 title game winner?
• NFL Turkey Day reactions: The Chiefs are COOKED, Bears 9-3 is insane, Bengals still alive?
• Luka vs AD tonight, J-Dub’s creepy return video, and why the in-season tournament court is trash
• F1 track limits rant, $12 Jags-Titans tickets, and Carlos needs your likes so he can afford his new liver transplant

Grab a Cherry Spice Okolahoma (QuikTrip only, facts) and get lit with the homies.Like & Subscribe or Carlos ain’t eating this week
New episodes every week – turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next meltdown.#CollegeFootball #RivalryWeek #OhioStateVsMichigan #LaneKiffin #DrunkTakes #NFL #CFBPlayoff #Heisman

The boys are already half a bottle deep on Thanksgiving Eve and the takes are SCORCHING hotter than the oven. We absolutely COOK The Ringer’s Top 100 (Aaron Gordon 35th? Norm Powell disrespected at 46? Jalen Brunson top 10??), argue if Chet Holmgren is the most overrated young star in the league, debate if Coop Flagg already makes Mavs fans feel okay about losing Luka, celebrate Brian Kelly getting canned for a cool $54 million, and somehow end up yelling about Audi Crooks, the Egg Bowl, and why the Clippers are trying to build the AARP All-Stars. Plus:

• “Paolo or Chet right now?” drunk debate
• Why Julius Randle needs to be sold HIGH
• Derek Lively slander (sorry king)
• The greatest Thanksgiving NFL slate of all time
• Lane Kiffin watch reaches DEFCON 1

Grab whatever you’re pouring tomorrow, crack it early, and smash that Like button so Carlos can afford his expensive formula (and maybe a new liver). Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals — see y’all Friday for Ohio State-Michigan rage bait with Fuck Nuts. LIKE + SUBSCRIBE or we’re showing up to your family dinner uninvited
#DrunkTakes #NBA #ThanksgivingEve #RingerTop100 #LukaDoncic #CoopFlagg #BrianKellyFired

Grab a cold one and pull up — the boys are back in the Drunk Take Studio going full send on everything that happened this weekend. Timestamps
0:00 – Intro & Superman that hoe nostalgia
1:34 – Oregon barely survives USC, are the Ducks frauds?
5:04 – OU’s defense carries a dead running-back room vs Missouri
11:46 – Diego Pávez Heisman campaign goes nuclear (537 of Vandy’s 550 yards )
15:26 – Kansas State rushes for 472 yards… and LOSES
24:30 – Max Verstappen wins Vegas GP after McLaren gets DSQ’d for illegal WOODEN PLANK wear (yes, actual wood)
28:05 – Chiefs out-gain Colts 290–18 in the 4th+OT and still barely win
36:50 – Shador Sanders gets his first NFL W + “imagine a full offseason”
39:45 – Matt Stafford is the REAL MVP (30 TD, 2 INT is insane)
53:50 – Ja Morant calls Klay a bum → instantly regrets it
54:58 – Heat Culture is BACK (Miami 4th in the East)
57:03 – Peace out, see y’all Wednesday for the Thanksgiving slate previewIf you laughed, cried, or spilled your drink — smash that LIKE button and SUBSCRIBE so Carlos can afford a new liver and some expensive baby formula.New episodes every Monday & Wednesday (sometimes Friday when we’re really drunk).#CollegeFootball #NFL #DrunkTake #HeatCulture #F1 #ChiefsKingdom #GoPokes #BoomerSooner