After a wee break due to just being so busy we're back. Folk are going mental spying on cunts social distancing habits and Danny having a naked face gets the chat going. Beyond that did Danny finish his dissertation and how did his cyber speed dating experience go? What good news does James have? Why has Cheyne spent 2 hours traipsing around the east end of Glasgow? How have we got to the stage we have contacts for the band Keane? Have a listen and wee giggle finding the answers to all

Very much a podcast of two halves here as madness and anger take their toll before the reassuringly positive presence of Kat from 'Yer Awrite' Instagram fame joins the call to try and provide some hope. Why is Danny raging at everything? Is Cheyne a cunt? Has James lost it?

There's some good chat on CBT methods and coping mechanisms for handling all this shite as we enter another 3 weeks of lockdown. Also a lot of fun, nonsense rambling

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This is our first attempt at a video one so if you want to see it (you're not missing much) find us on YouTube!

The last couple of isolation ones have been a depressing shambles so who better than the Princess of Positivity herself, Jen Louise to come back and cheer us up!  We touch a little upon all our latest isolation chat as Jen exposes a lunatic with house jeans, Cheyne makes up a story, Danny's fucked family try a cute thing and James revels in the chance to show off his abusive cats.  We then majorly geek out on Wrestlemania 36 with Jen for about half an hour (30 minutes in if you want to skip that, you fucking heathen!) before getting silly and comical about Pokemon, working at a scary Halloween show and playing the latest hit game, 'Kindness or Danny?'

James is in his final days at his job before leaving and thinks he has coronavirus and the other two have been holed up for a fortnight.  Strap in for a fun fuelled episode.  There's some cathartic outpourings balanced with some tips on staying focus and positive are shared.  Beyond that Danny has signed up for Pornhub Premium, Cheyne gets wanky about films, James is a victim of a drive by and dead bodies are discussed in depth.  A right cheerful sounding fifty minutes but there's a lot of laughs still there.

The word lockdown has taken on a whole new meaning in three weeks since this was recorded...

Jamie Louise and Biggs from this years edition of Love Island join us to discuss all the big gossip such as how do you do a shite on Love Island.  There's a slightly more serious look at the aftercare for contestants and an interesting insight into the production of the show itself.  Danny learns about Love Island whilst James and Cheyne do well to pretend they don't know as much as they really do.  Oh and the Urban Dictionary Quiz returns!

A week or so into us all staying in our houses we're still chatting on Hangouts and this time are joined by our pal Frankie Elyse, who is currently trying to get home from a holiday in Costa Rica.  Frankie tells us all about the ongoing saga that is trying to get home and the impact the pandemic has had on her trips.  It all sounds a bit harrowing but five minutes later she starts telling us all about pissing on a hostel floor and all is right again with the world of Drunk Therapy.  Beyond that there's chat on her female DJ workshops, her group Kintra and what kind of penises all the animals of the world have.  Hope you're all keeping well!

It's March 23rd, you know what that means?  Oh, you don't.  It's Danny's birthday!  And to celebrate he's going fucking nowhere as we're all locked up.  After discussing the nothingness that is turning 32 we get into memories of birthdays of years gone by.  Hear all about James saving Danny's life in Amsterdam the night before he turned 30.  Cheyne's birthday ceilidh and James big musical surprise.  Beyond that there's humiliating teenage crush memories, breaking your VL and the sexiness of dry kissing

Things are a bit fucked up out there just now so to try and keep ourselves & you amused we jumped on Google Hangouts to see what would happen.  In our first attempt, we try and normalize what is going on in the world in our own way, Cheyne and Danny introduce some new characters, James reflects on his time at Capital as it comes to an end and memories of the live show are shared from that time we could go outside together.

The Dennistoun Menaces gain a new member as Susie McCabe joins us for an extended, and consistently hilarious chat.  You'll be starving after ten minutes as Scottish delicacies are discussed before the fancy phone call technology is again used to settle a discussion.  Susie is then given a big label to live up to, gets chatting to us about her upbringing, coming out to Catholic parents, the trials of marriage and getting into comedy.  It's a bitter sweet one for us as, at the time of releasing this, her upcoming gigs at The King's have been cancelled due to the coronavirus stuff but we want you all to get a great fucking laugh from this and urge you to catch her perform absolutely everywhere and anywhere else you can in the future.

Dad, comedian, radio host, wrestling commentator and professional guffer Billy Kirkwood takes time from his insanely busy schedule to join us for a tremendous chat.  Naughty dads, defecation confessions and summer camps get us started before Billy gets telling us about his career.  Starting out with stand up, escaping the mundane routine of life and being the first Scottish born comic to gig in Malawi are all discussed before some geeky wrestling chat and radio talk closes the episode.

Billy is doing fucking loads but your primary focus should be getting tickets to his Glasgow Comedy Festival shows this month.  Check them out http://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/shows/2833