Oh, the family is awesome. At the Bunker, we hold values to the highest standards. Especially when we're high.

Welcome back to the Goddamned Drunken Bunker podcast. We are so drunk around here that we forget to post the episodes sometimes. Please refrain from being sad and continue to listen and judge the depravity. Or not. We won't judge you either way.

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Hello. Welcome to the goddamned Drunken Bunker. We are on our second or third international guest, we guess. It's always fun to talk to different peeps and learn that most people are drunks like you. Either way, a piece of bacon is American as fuck and ham is HAM!!! That's all. Oh Canada, Oh, oh, Canada. We love you.

There are seven planets in the sky and about 40 stars. Don't be surprised by the co-host's vast book of knowledge in his head as well as the guest's book of something inside her head. We mostly talk about pussy hair. I think. This is the first episode of what's supposed to be a smarter podcast than what you're used to. Godspeed.

Hello all, this is a pretty mellow podcast and we thank everyone for staying on the downloads even though a lot of episodes have been waiting in the wings. There's no way around it-Drunks should NOT record/edit/produce podcasts. Thank you for staying aboard the Bunker Boat. The message is clear. Live your life according to your standards and fuck everyone else's opinions. YOLOL. These descriptions used to be more articulate and cleverly worded and maybe life will guide the direction of an alcoholic podcast's intros to a more prestigious design but as of now, we're floating down the river, riding this makeshift raft that's a love labor. Love your Moms if you can and Stepdads if they're good. And stop drinking so much.

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Welcome back to the Goddamned Drunken Bunker. You've been waiting and so have we. Thank you for the suspense and anxiety.This episode is filled with sadness and joy and debauchery, as always. You should thank this podcast for caring enough about you to keep going. Dark times can take things in another direction but usually don't on The Bunker. Keep all hands inside the ride at all times and focus your mind on laughing at dumb people with opinions who are running this podcast, which is unfortunate.Thank your Babycakes. It's a Girl.

This episode should be description-less. Nonetheless, here we are, describing this episode. The Bunker is open and the bar tab is monstrous. The ladies are always a treat.

In an attempt to get sober, you might fail. That's ok. I fail every day. We discuss Florida and other states in this historically accurate podcast. No, we don't. Just the sadness that comes with people that are sober. It's such a sad life. Not sadder than the life of a sober person that drinks. This is a first for the funker. That's right, the Funker. Take a listen. Stay drunk or stay sober. Either way, we love you.

Alright, third try is a charmed episode. White trash people talking white trash things and pink drink. Prison wine makes you think think. Sorry, it's Dr. Seuss Day here in the stink.

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Happy birthday to the host of this podcast. That's me. I'd apologize to certain people mentioned in this podcast if I felt bad. This is an entertainment source that is supposed to be funny. All jokes are protected by lawyers and are socially unacceptable, usually. This is the first half of a historic Bunker. So fucking funny. Thanks to everyone who attended and thanks to everyone who is listening now.

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