Dog Mauling: USPS worker breaks down on a remote road and in horrific fashion gets mauled by a pack of dogs. 

Drunk Newscaster: Heather Kovar gives the most entertainment local news report ever by simply showing up drunk. 

McDonalds Murder Suspect: Some She Hulk talks leads us to a murder suspect that called the police to McDonalds over cold fries. 

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