Climb, Jump or Dive into your favorite tank and join the Dullards as they look for real product reviews, then take a dyslexia test while slicing Melons only to wind up with a different fruit. And while we’re transposing letters, would you buy a house that’s been recently Remolded? Maybe if the lawn looked perfectly manicured. Finally, you could win a valuable trinket by commenting or otherwise acknowledging our previous show. (VRROOOM VRROOM!) You may find the Key (chain) to happiness @TheDullardsClub‬

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Oops! Did you ever want to Unsend an Email or Text? We reach new levels of "dull" when The Radio Relics get sucked into political drama.  Then we try to remember when "wheel-spoke" balloons and playing cards were replaced with the Vrrooom! engine.  Question of the day: Are electric cars too quiet? More intrigue: The Styrofoam conspiracy. Keeping things relevant, we shed some light on a new Job Interview approach that avoids those pesky qualification questions. And find out why things now annoy us @TheDullardsClub‬

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Can a true Dullard ever be interesting? Then, New Media/Better Scams and this one will make you hopping mad. Is there still a service that will turn your creative efforts into a hit song or are we still discussing scams? Good thing you could always trust good old Charlie to do what he did. And even though Charlie wasn’t in this game, (to the best of our knowledge) it seems like these days the only service-providers that do house calls are found in porn. (Tricky transition there). Were Friars Club Roasts ever really funny? Your TV provider seems to really care whether you’re paying attention or not. Finally, we get some “Fun Money” but there’s a catch . . @TheDullardsClub‬

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Another Drug Ad where the Whole Town is Dancing, then a trip down Faded Memory Lane recalls Catalogues for Electronics, Fake Puke and a very unlucky Chameleon. We miss the Fork in the Road, but pick up the best Spoon. Only a true Dullard would care about words with the “I” sound. So, of course . . . . that’s where we go next. There’s a new franchise opportunity, “The Yogurt Yurt,” and find out how to keep your Faucet Valves Flowing @TheDullardsClubVisit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

This episode takes us from “How to invest in a Holy War Zone,” to whatever happened to the old Retail Giants, with the catalogues and the separate speciality departments and product specialists. Somehow this leads to adventures in a “Big Box” home improvement store with associates who prefer not to associate with customers. But then the unexpected occurs so it's not all bad. A trip to the gas station yields more questions than answers. Speaking of questions, A pig with lipstick: Funny or not? And why do “They” laugh when you sit down at the piano? Finally, although we can’t sing about them anymore, there are ways that you can be happy for the rest of your life. Find out @TheDullardsClub‬

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Like we need another Drinking Holiday? Singing Woodchucks crash the party and The Relics need to keep their Dullard Status. Then, a book review goes horribly wrong while a hot young influencer goes from robbing cradles to graves. Could it be more disorganized? Throw in some potting soil and a bottle of Whiskey and what do you have? Find out @TheDullardsClub

Once again, we're in a creative crisis when out of nowhere, a Timothee Chalamet impersonator who had no direction home stopped by. Then the question came up: Are bowtie aficionados carefree or careless? A trip to the bathroom (more bathroom humor?) is always fraught with conflicts like: Is it possible to extract the last dollop of lotion from the bottle? And does an oral hygiene product that bills itself as a “Bidet for Your Mouth” sound like a good idea? ‪@TheDullardsClub‬

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Welcome back!  Season 2 kicks off with hilarious hijinx, as for some unknown reason, everything we say is cause for laughter.  After a quick nod to “The Breakfast of Also-Rans”, the relics visit theme parks and drug stores.  Who gets sicker quicker?  A trip to the prescription aisle brings back thoughts of when we could remember which brain supplement will bring back only the good memories and then we get inventive with an idea for airlines that’s strictly “for the birds”. ‪@TheDullardsClub‬

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You thought we were done with Season 1. Well, to tell the truth, so did we. Then one of us (we won't say which one) was sweeping up the floor in the studio after the wrap party and was about to throw out all the discarded remnants of the season when the thought occurred: “If we tie some of these mistakes and failed bits together, we could slap some lipstick on this pig and call it Bonus Tracks. These days, many folks are disappointed with the bonus they receive. This episode is no exception. Hope you won't hold it against us (actually you might even get a laugh out of it) and will join us when next we meet, on The Dullards Club season 2. ‪@TheDullardsClub‬

To end season 1, The Radio Relics raise questions that have been on the minds of Dullards since before they became uninteresting. Can a dramatic movie preview mask a dull plot? Do all juices have pulp? And do white and brown eggs taste different? Then the plot twists like the winding road you often find yourself driving on. Fortunately there is a welcoming roadside lodging where you might want to stop . . . but you won't want to stay. Finally (and you thought it wasn't possible) we reach new levels of banality (or is it inanity?) as we wrap up our seasonal housekeeping. Join us for season 2 and remember, you are still under oath. "Stay Dull" @TheDullardsClub

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