One of us is recording this episode in China, and the other one in America, we'll let you guess which is which.

In this episode, we discuss what it's like to be the mother of a dumb guy. Plus are you good enough to be a dumb guy friend? This is your chance! Sumbit your name now to 1-800-dumbguy for a chance to be our friend

If you are afraid of those naughty curse words, you'll probably wanna get your ear plugs out.. But still listen. Listen a couple of times. In fact, listen so many times that you get arrested for listening to a podcast too many times.

All the rumors are in fact true. Kanye West is Mirell and Elijahs true father. How did we find out?? Well you gotta listen!

There is only one thing left that we have yet to talk about on the podcast, and that's our feelings. Well get ready, cause not only do we not talk about our feelings, but we instead make fun of everyone who has them.

The censors said, "fellas, this episode is too much, the public isn't ready for something like this." But we said, "listen, we're not here to make friends, we're here to podcast." There was nothing else they could do.

This week on the pod, we dish out some sick burns on some unsuspecting teachers. but more importantly, we are trying out new microphones, so if you hear an echo, it's definately not our fault.

Here's the deal people. If you like listening to people talk about theme parks, then for sure listen to this episode. If you are one of those freaks who doesn't like listening to theme park talk... still listen, but you may not like it as much...

We did it folks. We recorded the funniest story of all time! Too bad we cut it out of the episode, because that's how we roll. So instead, listen to Elijah talk about the art of Bombing an audition w/ clever commentary provided by Mirell.

In this weeks' episode, our dumb guys find themselves in detention. The Crime?? Being too funny. Also we answer the age old question, "nipple sized penis, or penis sized nipples?"