The Dumbest Timeline

By The Dumbest Timeline

This is the dumbest time to be alive. This podcast is about why.... more

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The podcast currently has 12 episodes available.

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December 16, 2018 American Meme and #MyFavoriteMeds
This week, the Dumbest Timeline reviews Netflix doc American Meme, and the misrepresentation of American Princess, Paris Hilton, discusses their favorite meds, and revisits their Trump Admin prison brackets now that Michael Cohen is going to prison.

Listen to actor Finn Wittrock read Jamie's piece "The Shirt Stays On" on the New York Times Modern Love podcast: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/12/style/modern-love-podcast-finn-wittrock.html

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47min
December 06, 2018 Tesla, Tequila, & Tumblr Porn
Ep. 10 is a big mood, everybody! We've got a special guest on to review the Tesla 3 Model: Jamie's Mom, Tami Rich. Also discussed: Tesla Tequila, Tumblr Porn, Child Youtube Moguls, AI Art, and the Mystery of the Wet Rug.

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1h 13min
November 21, 2018 Thankful for Amazon!
Happy Thanksgiving! Courtney and Jamie are thankful for neoliberal dance parties, 2-day shipping, and people who keep their sex lives to themselves. They also discuss the dread caused by constantly rebooting the timeline.

Read Amanda Hess' "The End of Endings" https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/arts/the-end-of-endings.html

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55min
November 15, 2018 Blockchain Sex Contract
Thank your heroes, it's Veteran's Day! This week Courtney & Jamie discuss America's Ex-Boyfriend, Pete Davidson, 70s porn parodies, AI newscasters, flying police cars, white lady wine humor, silent discos, Silicon Valley hypocrisy, and conservatives & liberals being wrong together.

Read Jamie's latest essay 'An Ideal Patient' on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/

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59min
October 25, 2018 Interview with an Influencer
This week's show opens with a very important interview with an influencer. Courtney and Jamie discuss celebrities who have never sent an email, shock-fashion, influencer rentals, and ghost apartments. Jamie shares a traumatizing experience from a Co-working space urinal. Be sure to tweet us to let us know what your Adversity Jacket would say!

Read Jamie's latest essay 'An Ideal Patient' on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/

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49min
October 18, 2018 Alexa, I've Fallen & I Can't Get Up!
This week Jamie and Courtney discuss how to match your Halloween costume to your astrological sign (Because Girlboss! Says it's cool), why Alexa is your new doctor, why you should distrust facebook, design influencers, tariffs on China, and the lame Royal family!

Read Jamie's latest essay 'An Ideal Patient' on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/

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57min
October 09, 2018 Rated PG for Butts
Courtney and Jamie examine our cultural obsession with butts. They discuss why comedy critique is lame as hell, their fear of medical start-ups, and Jamie fixes our healthcare system in the process! Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!
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57min
October 03, 2018 The Cotton Triangle
Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap Syrian Refugee children. But what got her to this point? Resident Lilo historian Courtney recaps a decade of the starlet's history. Additionally we discuss Elon Musk's ousting from Tesla, how you can dress as an influencer for Halloween, and how selling Girl Scout cookies is a Man's work.

Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons LA Times Expose

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-canyons-movie-lindsay-lohan-20130804-story.html

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56min
September 25, 2018 Get Your Steps In, Bitch!
Do you have what it takes to be a #girlboss and get life insurance? Better get your steps in, bitch! Also, the olds are hypocrites and our politicians are going hog wild on Twitter more so than usual.

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1h 16min
September 18, 2018 The Plague is Back, Baby!
Public Health Announcement! Courtney and Jamie discuss what diseases are #trending, what Lena Dunham's done this time, and who makes the cut in their Fantasy Trump Administration Prison Draft.

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1h 13min

FAQs about The Dumbest Timeline:

How many episodes does The Dumbest Timeline have?

The podcast currently has 12 episodes available.