Haaaaappy Newwww Yeaaaaar! 

We kick off the show with a pondering of New Years celebrations. Why the hype? Isn't it just another day? 

And before we get to resolutions, we gotta talk about terrible CVs. 

And how long before you crack waiting on hold on the phone.

Jules crowns the inaugural weekly Best New Follower award and Seb's perplexed by her choice. If you want to be in the running, follow us on Instagram @sebandjules! 

And Seb faces a moral dilemma at work.

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Jesus Christ! Christmas is over and the New Year is upon us so we're feeling festive. Wait... no. Reflective? Well in Jules' case, bitter.

Seb ranks his best and worst Christmas gifts while Jules busts out her theory that Christmas gets worse and worse each year.

We learn that Australians are up there in the biggest binge watchers of the world and ask what you're streaming.

Plus, Jules is terrified after a visit to the cinemas... and it wasn't because of the film.

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Haaaappy almost Christmas! Need a better soundtrack to wrap presents to? Or something to stick in your earholes while you avoid those kiosk spruikers? Seb and Jules are here!

Jules got enraged while looking for a park Christmas shopping and Seb has the audio to prove it. 

Seb found out the top Google searches of 2018 in Australia and puts Jules to the (weirdest ever) test. 

Jules is going mad hearing some weird sh*t in a One Republic song. Meanwhile, Seb has taken issue with her fashion choices.

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Haaaappy Wednesday! 

Gamers, this one's for you! Our hearts are saddened by the shocking domestic violence story that's come out of the gaming world. But, Seb's got a bone to pick about painting the whole industry in a bad light.

Jules has come up with a new way to get Tinder matches without lifting a finger.

Move over Crazy Rich Asians... today, India has their turn with Asia's wealthiest man putting on a $100 million wedding and inviting EVERYONE.

And Jules sees some disturbing things at the gym.

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Good morning!

The Internet has punked us all. From shoes to porn gone missing, we have thoughts.

Seb debuts his new and 100% unqualified advice corner 'Dear Seb'.

Jules asks 'When are you over your ex?' after booking a meetup with hers.

And we both take personality tests - but the results aren't what you'd expect.

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Oh hello! The ARIA Awards happened and we have thoughts.

Jules heard an international superstar dropped by little ol' Melbourne in the most random of places and it was far from lowkey.

Seb discovered (really old) news that we'd rather torture ourselves than try and calm our minds.. mmkay.

Plus, people hate Christmas and Jules hates Uber Pool (for now).

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Another week, another early show!

Seb's angry about Kris Kringle etiquette while Jules gets a crash course in politics ahead of the weekend's election - and a surprise quiz.

With Black Friday sales looming, Australians have been named amongst the world's most gullible shoppers.

Plus a chicken catastrophe unfolded on our Melbourne roads.

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Yew, welcome back to The Early Early Show! While Seb has been away, he got reeeeal sunburnt - and the reaction was priceless. He also witnessed a miracle apparently. He's had a big week!

Jules found herself in an unlikely place while looking for a costume AND the mothers groups return to recruit her.

Meanwhile, Melbourne affectionely crowned Trolley Man a homegrown hero during the attack on Bourke Street but not everyone was happy with his quick thinking.

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It's the day after Halloween but no one is feeling spooked. So, Jules invents 'Realistic Halloween' with the things that actually scare us.

Speaking of scary, Seb feels for the Melbourne cafe owner scared out of business by year 12 students.

Jules recounts her weekend of sticking to the man... sort of.

And Seb loses his cool with shopping centre kiosks.

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Hola! Your weekly The Early Early Show fix is here. 

Seb reckons there's no such thing as a guilty pleasure song and, as always, Jules disagrees. 

A 7-year-old Jules relates to Princess Eugenie losing the spotlight to Meghan Markle with a tale of her own.

Seb doesn't understand our Victorian state slogans. 

And Jules wonders if The Sims is hitting too close to home.

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