The Early Years Bottomless Brunch

The Early Years Bottomless Brunch

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The Early Years Bottomless Brunch episodes

  • Episode #30: I Feel Like You've Put The Chili On My Breakfast

    We're back! After a well-earned summer break, Edward, Laura and Chris return to the Brunch Bar to catch up with everything Early Years.

    On our first episode of Season 2, we talk about a truly ludicrous summer before doing the bidding of our sales and marketing overlords to make everyone excited about NMC '24, before tackling a BRAND NEW SEGMENT of the show that has Laura and Chis in a tailspin!

    The EYBB is brought to you by Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy, the UK's premier source for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, accredited training, financial and business consultancy and startup & expansion planning.

    33 min
  • Episode #29: Sh*t, They're Talking About Fisheries Or Something

    It's Brunch o'clock again! The dream team of Edward, Chris and Laura are back for another slice of news, views, mirth and righteous anger, covering all things Early Years.

    There's definitely an end of term feel to the Brunch this week as we prepare for our school holidays break - but fear not, we've got Chris feeling particularly inspired, Laura reminiscing about a trip to Parliament, and Edward pining for the British summer.

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    43 min
  • Episode #28: The Pecking Order Of The Food Chain

    Edward, Laura and Chris are back with another deep dive into the bottomless pool of the Early Years! 

    This week, we're not mentioning the General Election at all, Laura comes in strong with a Top Five Worst Things Ever, and there's probably way too much about carpets.

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    39 min
  • Episode #27: You Have A Picture Of Ave Maria & Jesus At The Front

    It's another week and another episode of the Brunch, recorded live at Hopscotch HQ. Covering everything happening in the Early Years world every episode, the team from Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy make keeping up with the latest trends in the sector as fun as a night out with your besties!

    This week, the team tackle the rest of the political parties' Early Years policies just in time for the election, Chris tells a story so fresh that it's barely from the archives at all, and the team wrestle with a time-based Would You Rather?

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    36 min
  • Episode #26: As A Space Enjoyer, I'd Love To Go To The Moon

    The team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy are back for their weekly look at the wide wide world of Early Years! 

    This week, Laura, Chris and Edward tackle party manifestos as the election race heats up, we hear how the Hopscotch team are fighting fires in every corner of the country and we have a very special (and forthright) guest who turns up half way through the episode!

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    38 min
  • Episode 25: No-One Ever Said "You Don't Have Good Face Cream"

    The Bottomless Brunch team get together again to give a bombastic side-eye to everything Early Years!

    This week, Laura, Chris and Edward get their teeth into the first chunk of election manifestos to work out what it means for the Early Years. They also discuss bribery and corruption (honestly, it's funnier than it sounds), and as always there's a devilish Would You Rather? question for the experts to tackle.

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    47 min
  • Episode #24: You've Only got Six D*cks

    Edward, Laura and Chris reconvene around the Brunch table with a couple of bottles of fizz for your weekly dose of all things Early Years!

    This week, the gang came here for two things - to chew gum and kick ass. And they're all out of gum. Edward tries to inject some animal-based fun into proceedings, whilst Laura sheds some light on how Ofsted's brain works, and Chris goes deep undercover on the fringes of legality.

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    43 min
  • Episode #23: He's Been On A Journey And Now He's Singing With Children

    It's an X-Factor special here on the Brunch as Chris somehow transforms into Simon Cowell for a bit. Meanwhile, Edward and Laura try to keep the show on the road despite the fact that Laura spent last week on a hen do in Spain.

    We dip into a little General Election talk in News News News before Laura takes her turn to regale us with another classic Story From The Archives, and before we know it it's time to order an Uber home to bed to listen to The Frog Chorus (it'll make sense when you listen).

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    39 min
  • Episode #22: She's Saying 'Vroom Vroom' To An Empty Room

    It's Brunch o'clock again! The dream team of Edward, Chris and Laura are back for another slice of news, views, mirth and righteous anger, covering all things Early Years.

    This week we've got auditions for a movie, some fairly serious political discussion and a joke about Mr Steven Mulhern, so I would say that we've covered all the bases. Settle in with a glass of what you fancy and join us for 40 minutes of fun!

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch podcast is brought to you by the team at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier destination for mock inspections, pre- and post-Ofsted support, training and commercial and startup advice for all Early Years providers.

    44 min
  • Episode #21: After Birth, Replenish Your Body With A Chinese Takeaway

    We're back! After an unscheduled two-week hiatus, the Brunch returns with all guns blazing to get you up to speed with everything happening at Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy and of course in the wider world of early education.

    This week we've got a new customer offering something absolutely mindblowing for new mums, a story about possibly the oddest thing we've ever been asked to do as Early Years consultants, and Laura and Chris argue about whether books or films are better.

    The Early Years Bottomless Brunch is brought to you each week by Hopscotch Early Years Consultancy - the UK's premier source for pre- and post- Ofsted support, mock inspections, training and end to end startup and commercial advice.

    37 min

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The podcast for every hard-working, dedicated, professional Early Years practitioner who knows that by Wednesday all they crave is an afternoon of prosecco and yummy nibbles with their friends! The…