The Edge Breakfast

The Greatest Eight recaps the most unhinged moments from Clint, Meg & Dan this week. Highlights include a disastrous water balloon world record attempt at Eden Park, wild movie theater stories involving smoked fish and bongs, and creepy toddler ghost encounters. Throw in a masterclass in deception for the $500 imposter prize, a hilarious live-on-air flirt fail, and the official anthem for Rolleston, and you've got a week of pure Clint, Meg and Dan

Do we temporarily ban the beloved "Guess the Fart" segment? Today is all about crude bodily-function banter, genuinely creepy ghost stories, haunted truck cabs, and horribly botched retellings of 1970s horror movies.

Clint is away, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a packed Friday show, chatting about weeks flying by, Halloween costumes, and whether police can legally text while driving. They debut a listener-written Postcode Playlist song about fast-growing Rolleston, then run the final Mitre 10 Father’s Day giveaway with Quinn and daughter Massini. The team debates Cal’s tenancy warning over an unresolved water leak, plays Easy Money with a controversial near-win, and previews a huge sports weekend with Laura McGoldrick. For Father’s Day, they track down the iconic Father’s Day Lady, Solé, and stage a “New Zealand first” by introducing her to $20 Karen live on air.

01:19 Big Show Tease

01:49 Police Texting Debate

06:33 Rolleston Postcode Playlist

09:07 Scandal 

10:20 Fathers Day Mitre 10 Call

13:30 Cal Water Bill Drama

17:55 Easy Money 

19:57 Weekend Sport Rundown

24:41 Dans Fathers Day Tribute

28:23 Producers Diary Highlights

32:49 Rolling Stone Pop News

34:05 Imposter Game Recap

38:31 Skincare Purchase Confession

41:46 Embarrassing Buys Callers

44:36 Easy Money Controversy

47:34 Buzzer Replay And Poll

51:39 Fathers Day Lady Returns

55:49 Icons Collide With Karen

Dan gets CALLED OUT by daycare for his low-grade artwork, Cal fails the ultimate human body quiz, and Meg defends the show’s filthiest titles!

In today's chaotic episode, the team dives headfirst into the mailbag to address listener calls about their "filthy" podcast titles. Meg puts Dan and Cal to the test with a high-stakes trivia battle to determine who is officially the thickest host. Later, Dan shares a humiliating story after getting pulled aside by daycare workers over a Father’s Day drawing he did for his two-year-old son, leading to a live drawing session that produces a terrifying hybrid of Salad Fingers and a baboon.

Clint is away flying to a Disney trip in Hawaii, leaving Cal to fill in as Meg and Dan chat about his kids’ surprise video and later updates of rain, long lines, and tired fighting kids. Meg celebrates saying yes to an early dinner with her antenatal friends, and the team debates whether voicemails are dead after Dan awkwardly leaves one for his doctor. They react to HBO’s new Harry Potter series trailer, take the first call of the day from Brogan the new stock-truck driver, and share Father’s Day thanks for Tilly’s dad Stefan. Easy Money brings near-wins, while Dan’s Rolleston Postcode Playlist wins praise from the mayor and locals. The Impostor ends with a shock: Jess fooled everyone and took $500, while Jason was telling the truth.

01:17 Meg Night Out Plans

03:35 Voicemail Is Dead

06:38 Harry Potter Trailer

07:49 First Call Truckie

11:13 Fathers Day 

14:21 Impostor Recap

17:28 Clint Update

19:55 Easy Money 

22:12 Rolleston Anthem

30:59 Nickname Guessing Game

40:02 Fads You Regret

42:53 Easy Money

44:49 Rolleston Postcode Playlist

52:17 Books by Boomers Marriage Advice

56:03 Imposter Game

This week, Clint, Meg, and Dan get called into the principal's office by Producer Carl over their out-of-control, NSFW episode titles. After drawing a "line in the sand" (and threatening each other with actual flax lashings), the crew tackles the absolute scam that is modern tech innovation. From Dyson’s $1,000 camera-equipped toothbrush to the $1.75 billion disaster that was Quibi, we break down history's dumbest, most overpriced inventions.

Plus, Meg rubs a sponsored trip to Hawaii in everyone’s faces, forcing Dan and Clint to hit the block button out of pure jealousy.

lint, Meg, and Dan banter through a packed Edge Breakfast: Clint’s secret pre-holiday plans, Dan’s gym-machine embarrassment, and a chat about movies where dogs might die. They promote Kingston Calling festival and Olivia Dean standby tickets, tease Miley’s upcoming album, and play Imposters with three “dare gone wrong” hospital stories, debating inconsistencies. Meg shares an unexpected friendship with Rawl from Cool Runnings, then the show hears from Sam, a former David Bain prison pen pal. Listeners share harsh comments that stuck with them, paranormal stories sparked by Dan’s son claiming a “mean” girl Natalie lives in his cupboard, and Dan’s failed Eden Park water-balloon world record attempt. Father’s Day ends with a Mitre 10 giveaway devolving into “Up the Wazz.

01:55 Coffee Catch Up

05:55 Festival Tickets Giveaway

09:03 Miley New Era

11:23 Imposters Recap

15:02 Unusual Friendships

22:51 Easy Money Challenge

29:39 Comments That Stick

34:48 Olivia Dean Ticket Giveaway

39:37 Dyson Camera Toothbrush

41:56 Rolleston Anthem Teaser

45:42 Natalie In The Cupboard

50:19 Callers Paranormal Stories

52:50 Easy Money Letter T

55:15 Eden Park Record Setup

01:00:59 Balloon Catch Chaos

01:05:07 Listeners With Records

01:09:15 Sombr Ticket Giveaway

01:10:47 Imposters Ski Dare Story

01:19:24 Fathers Day  Lesson

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday debating AI Kate Bush, then relive a Naughty 6:40 moment where Meg mispronounces caller Trani’s name as a derogatory term and walks out embarrassed. Dan plays “Reverend” and Easy Money stumps two callers. They share cinema horror stories, prep to break the water balloon throw-and-catch record at Eden Park, and prank Dan with lube-filled balloons. Plus: Father’s Day wisdom wins Justine $250, Rolleston gets a Postcode Playlist, Taylor Serage chats racing Max Verstappen, and A-Lister List sparks debate.

02:08 Coffee Catch Up 

05:19 The Reverend

10:42 Scandal 

13:43 Fathers Day Wisdom Calls

17:35 Naughty 640 

20:51 Top 40 Unforgettable Moments

25:59 Easy Money

28:28 Movie Theater Horror Stories

35:03 Water Balloon Record Plan

42:58 Rolleston Small Town News

51:14 Easy Money 

53:09 Taylor Serage in Studio

57:40 A List Celebrity Debate

01:07:18 Imposter

01:14:30 Olivia Dean Festie Bestie

The team addresses a hilarious live-on-air blunder where Meg mispronounced a caller’s name - Trani (spelt T-R-A-N-N-I)—leading to absolute mayhem and nearly suffocating the studio with laughter.

Clint raises a pressing medical mystery: why does anyone actually choose to become a "butt doctor" (proctologist)? The crew debates whether the career choice is driven by a genuine passion for saving lives, a strange personal interest, or simply the rumoured $600k salary. And, Dan reveals he was offered a job line as an international flight attendant purely because of his height and reach, prompting a wild roleplay where he attempts to soothe a nervous passenger, manage dietary restrictions, and navigate Mile High Club requests.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Warriors results and show segments like “Imposter” and “Easy Money.” Meg recaps taking her daughter to the Paw Patrol premiere, and the team laughs about mix-ups like “full bore” vs “full ball” and “postboned.” They tribute Tim Curry and discuss Olivia Rodrigo’s festival donation, plus Snoop Dogg’s $50K feature fee. A big debate asks when it’s acceptable to watch a shared TV show without your partner, followed by calls about pulling sickies, with Gen Z highlighted. They plan a water balloon throw-and-catch record attempt at Eden Park, start Flat Idol for Rhythm and Vines tickets, and begin an Imposter story about a nudie-run dare gone wrong.

01:52 Weekend Movies and Paw Patrol

04:45 Full Bore Mix-Up

05:31 Adult Realizations 

09:24 Pop Culture Scandal and Donations

10:59 First Caller

15:39 Naughty 640 

20:19 Father's Day Lessons Segment

24:15 Easy Money 

25:54 Caller Quiz Wrap

26:28 Netflix Cheating Debate

34:40 Water Balloon Record Plan

39:20 Flat Idol Launch

44:57 Who Pulls Sickies

54:36 Easy Money 

56:28 Tom Hardy Rap Pivot

01:04:58 Festy Bestie

01:08:02 Imposter

01:16:40 Sport Roundup Wrap