"Long time no see."

"I'm way too literal to understand this."

"I have old man strength."

Can we get IT on that?

The Idiots marry, fornicate and kill some more celebrities, a Florida man two times his way to being a missing person, and pigs learn how to be gamers. This one is a little off the rails.

The Idiots marry, fornicate, kill a new selection and it puts the podcast at risk of ending. Australian traffic gets a set back thanks to a Koala, and Dan takes time to produce multiple segments.

The guys kick around marry, fornicate, kill with sports, a sign gets a makeover and smugglers have thought of it all. Get ready for more idiocy and less education.

The guys are back and possibly the most idiotic they have been to date. They discuss a Texas amber alert gone wrong, TikTok museum items and play f*, marry, kill with food.

The Idiots spend time this week talking about their lottery odds with a black hole, the Hippo issues in Columbia and Hunting Squatch

The Idiots are back this week to discuss a Michigan man who has a shocking amount of things he could get for free, and the fellas try to figure out the animal kingdom in New York.