The Eight

The Eight

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  • 198. WE MADE OUT WITH BONNIE BLUE

    Welcome back to The Eight Podcast! This week, Javi and Fossie dive into:

    🔥 State Farm’s new Joker commercial – Is this the best live-action Joker since Heath Ledger?

    🔥 Lilo & Stitch live-action movie trailer – Does it look promising, or should it have stayed animated?

    🔥 Diddy’s lawsuit – Druski & Odell Beckham Jr. dragged into legal trouble?!

    🔥 Real Madrid controversy – Did they really pay the refs?!

    🔥 Bonnie Blue’s insane Spring Break – WHY are guys lining up?!

    🔥 Fossie & Javi argue over the podcast schedule – Who’s really to blame?


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    #TheEightPodcast #Joker #LiloAndStitch #Diddy #RealMadrid #BonnieBlue

    49 min
  • 197. SHOTS FIRED

    This week on The Eight Podcast, Javi and Fossie talk about a crazy drive-by shooting that happened in Fossie’s neighborhood at 3 AM, leading to a deep dive into crime reports. They also discuss fake slip-and-fall lawsuits, whether marriages should have NBA-style contracts, and the pointlessness of daylight savings time. Fossie reflects on how people compare themselves to others instead of appreciating their own progress, inspired by a powerful motivational clip. All this and more on The Eight Podcast!

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    📌 Topics Covered:

    • Foss hearing gunshots in his neighborhood at 3 AM

    • Checking crime reports & neighborhood drama

    • Marriage contracts like the NBA—good idea or disaster?

    • Daylight Savings—should we get rid of it?

    • Caught faking a slip-and-fall for a lawsuit!

    • The danger of comparing yourself to others


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    Timestamps :

    • 00:00 – Intro & Welcome

    • 00:40 – Foss hears gunshots in his neighborhood at 3 AM

    • 06:11 – Checking the Ring app & crime reports

    • 13:02 – Should marriage have NBA-style contracts?

    • 15:49 – Daylight Savings—why do we still have it?

    • 32:40 – Man caught faking a slip-and-fall lawsuit

    • 40:14 – The dangers of comparing yourself to others

    • 48:05 – Outro & Closing Thoughts

    49 min
  • 196. WE GOT A GOLD CARD

    Welcome back to The Eight Podcast! This week, Javi and Fossie dive into some wild topics, including the tragic story of Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie, a deep discussion on abusive relationships, and why Trump’s $5M “Gold Card” for U.S. citizenship sounds insane.


    Javi also shares his ongoing weight loss journey and Fossie talks about the nightmare his dog put him through with a trip to the vet (spoiler: diarrhea was involved).


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    Timestamps:

    00:00 – Intro & Podcast Merch Plug

    01:18 – Javi’s Weight Loss Journey & Treadmill Struggles

    07:11 – Fossie’s Dog Has a Diarrhea Disaster

    20:52 – Foss Gets a Free Oil Change by Complaining

    23:18 – The Chilling Story of Gabby Petito & Brian Laundrie

    56:11 – Trump’s $5M Gold Card for U.S. Citizenship

    58:38 – Eagles Don’t Actually Sound Like You Think

    01:00:04 – Trump Embarrassing Himself w/ Ukraine President

    01:01:00 – Anti-Aging Pill for Dogs?

    01:02:30 – Final Thoughts on Abusive Relationships

    1 hr 4 min
  • 195. ARE YOU BREEDIST?

    🚨 This week on The Eight Podcast 🚨

    We cover everything from plane crashes to MMA fights that shouldn’t exist to Billboard’s controversial ranking of the 21st century’s top artists.


    🛫 Delta plane flips over & catches fire—how did everyone survive?!

    💪 Why are women fighting men in an MMA event… and why did he go all out?

    🎶 Did Billboard get it right? We react to the best artists of the 21st century!

    🤯 Double-decker planes—brilliant or disaster waiting to happen?

    👀 A woman divorces her husband for booing Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl?!


    💬 Let us know in the comments: Would you fly a double-decker plane? Should a man ever fight a woman in MMA? And did Billboard get it right?


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    00:00 - Intro & Welcome

    02:00 - Javi’s Treadmill & Fitness Goals

    04:30 - JJK & Anime Talk

    07:00 - Mourning a Family Dog

    10:30 - The Unkillable Dog—Javi’s Chocolate-Eating Pet

    14:00 - Mexicans & Their Love for Chihuahuas

    18:00 - Delta Plane Crash Breakdown

    25:00 - Double-Decker Planes—Would You Fly?

    29:30 - Divorcing Over Booing Taylor Swift?!

    34:00 - MMA Fight—Men vs Women… What Were They Thinking?

    40:00 - Billboard’s Top 21 Artists of the 21st Century—Did They Get It Right?

    50:00 - Outro & Final Thoughts

    1 hr
  • 194. SWALLOWED BY A WHALE

    Welcome back to The Eight Podcast! In this episode, Javi and Fossie break down their Valentine’s Day experiences, from gifts for their loved ones to fancy dinners that didn’t go as planned. Foss shares how a steakhouse nearly ruined his night, while Javi debates if expensive steakhouses are even worth it.


    We also react to a crazy video of a kayaker getting swallowed by a whale, debate the GOATs across all sports, and rank the best Mexican and fast foods—which got controversial real fast.


    Plus, we discuss Drake & PartyNextDoor’s new album—is it trash or does it grow on you? And finally, the NBA dunk contest & all-star game—was Mac McClung’s performance enough to save the event?


    Timestamps:

    0:00 Intro

    2:00 Valentine’s Day Recap – What We Did

    5:30 Fossie’s Steakhouse Disaster

    12:40 The $100 Steak vs. Stuffed Chicken Debate

    18:15 The Viral Whale Swallowing a Kayaker Video

    23:30 GOAT Athlete Debate – Who Are The Top 3?

    30:00 Drake & PND Album Review – Mid or Fire?

    38:00 NBA All-Star Weekend & Dunk Contest Reactions

    42:30 Ranking Mexican Food – Did We Mess Up?

    47:00 Ranking Fast Food – Chick-fil-A vs. Cane’s?

    49:00 Random Dinner Food Rankings

    50:30 Outro – Like, Comment, & Subscribe!

    51 min
  • 193. OFF THE RAILS

    Welcome back toThe Eight Podcast! This episode is packed with 🔥 debates andwild discussions. We break downKendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show—was it amazing or mid? Plus,Kanye West is unhinged again, dropping someinsane tweets before deleting them. We also discussBill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend, Utah’simmigration protests, and ask the ultimate question:how many women could you fight at once?!


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    ⏳Chapters:

    0:00 – Intro & Podcast Announcements

    0:52 – Super Bowl 2025: Was It Trash?

    3:10 – Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show: Fire or Overrated?

    10:45 – Did Kendrick Focus Too Much on the Drake Beef?

    15:55 – Kanye West’s Twitter Meltdown: The Craziest Tweets Ever

    25:37 – Utah Immigration Protests: What’s Going On?

    30:21 – Bill Belichick’s New 24-Year-Old Girlfriend… WTF?

    38:55 – How Many Women Could You Fight At Once?!

    47:03 – Wrapping Up: What’s Next?

    51 min
  • 192. FULL FIGURED FOLKS

    🚨 New Episode of The Eight Podcast! 🚨

    This week, Javi and Fossie dive into some wild topics:

    • A rapper sues Lyft after a driver refuses to pick her up due to her weight. Was it fat-shaming or just concern for his car?

    • Illegal immigration debate – should people waving foreign flags in U.S. protests be expected to represent America instead?

    • The Grammys were RIGGED?! Beyoncé wins Best Country Album – does she really deserve 33 Grammys?

    • Fantastic Four Trailer – does the reboot look promising or is Marvel headed for another flop?


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    Chapters


    0:00 - Intro & Housekeeping

    1:14 - Weekend Recap (Royal Rumble, Friends Potluck)

    3:38 - Javi’s Sobriety & Late Night Fun

    6:01 - Food Talk & Potluck Fails

    10:05 - Lyft Driver Denies Plus-Sized Passenger – Lawsuit Incoming!

    18:50 - Was the Lyft Driver in the Wrong?

    22:00 - Immigration Debate – Should Protesters Wave Foreign Flags?

    27:00 - How Hard Is It To Get U.S. Citizenship?

    30:16 - El Salvador Prison Controversy

    36:23 - Fantastic Four Trailer Reaction

    40:00 - The Grammys Were Rigged?! Beyoncé Wins Best Country Album

    47:26 - Final Thoughts + Outro

    48 min
  • 189. MOUSE IN THE HOUSE

    This week on The Eight Podcast, Javi and Fossie are back with a packed episode! They kick things off with a late-night recording session while sharing stories about finding a mouse in the house and dealing with exterminators. Javi opens up about his struggles with staying consistent at the gym and shares a hilarious Walmart price-matching rant.

    They also dive into Fossie’s ancestry DNA results, break down his heritage, and debate the best three-song runs in music history. Plus, Fossie reveals his experience dealing with procrastination and the Eisenhower Matrix to stay productive.
    Chapters
    0:00 – Intro and Late Night Vibes
    1:12 – Mouse in the House Story
    4:41 – Gym Struggles & Excuses
    8:00 – Procrastination & Eisenhower Matrix
    10:00 – Javi’s Walmart Price Match Fail
    16:18 – Fossie’s Ancestry DNA Results
    24:00 – The Greatest Music Album Debate
    30:42 – Steve Harvey’s Ultimate Petty Move
    37:45 – TikTok Ban Talk
    45:32 – UFC Fighter Gets Kicked Off a Plane?
    50:55 – Closing Thoughts

    53 min
  • 188. TRAFFIC TOLLS

    🎙️ Welcome back to The Eight Podcast! 🎙️

    This week, Javi and Fossie dive into a packed episode featuring:
    • 🚗 NYC’s New Congestion Pricing: The guys break down the controversial $9 fee for driving in New York City and share their thoughts on whether it could work in Utah.
    • 🏀 Derrick Rose Jersey Retirement: Celebrating the Chicago Bulls legend and discussing his MVP run vs. Prime Westbrook.
    • 🎥 Golden Globes Recap: Nikki Glaser’s jokes, Hollywood’s vibe, and the best moments from the awards.
    • 🎭 Jason Momoa as Lobo: DC just cast Jason Momoa as the iconic bounty hunter, and we give our take on why this role fits him perfectly.
    • 🎯 Random Laughs: From embarrassing DoorDash moments to weird Venezuelan names and wild conspiracy theories.
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    #TheEightPodcast #NBA #GoldenGlobes #JasonMomoa #DCComics

    51 min
  • 187. THE LAST OF 2024 & FIRST OF 2025

    Welcome to the last episode of 2024 (and the first of 2025)! This week, we recap Christmas festivities with family, discuss Kiana’s favorite gifts, and debate what makes a great push present. Javi shares his feelings about gaming with friends, Fossie reveals his holiday highlights, and the crew dives into New Year’s resolutions. Plus, we rant about Genghis Khan, Venezuelan names, and the infamous ‘mass unfollowing’ of Vex Bolt. Don’t miss this jam-packed, hilarious episode to start your year off right!

    Chapters
    1. 00:00:00 - Intro and Gaming Rant
    2. 00:01:04 - Kiana’s Favorite Christmas Gift
    3. 00:05:09 - Javi’s Gaming Frustrations
    4. 00:17:00 - Funny Christmas Gift Reactions
    5. 00:28:00 - Venezuelan Names and Cultural Smells
    6. 00:42:11 - The Vex Bolt Unfollow Movement
    7. 00:59:30 - What’s a Push Present?
    8. 01:04:59 - Genghis Khan’s Descendants
    9. 01:12:15 - New Year’s Resolutions and Wrap-Up

    1 hr 14 min

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Dee and Javi present The Eight. New episodes every Wednesday!