Welcome back to the ETP! I took some time off because I'm a lazy SOB, but seeing all of your absolutely terrible and offensive opinions has triggered me into hopping online and giving you my ELITE opinion! The Titans are set to compete in 2023 AND rebuild for the future. This is a good thing, you miscreants!

If you were a Titans fan and you lived through the terrible 2-14 seasons... and you somehow think to yourself that you wish you had an owner like Jim Irsay, you might be from Jerrrssseeeeyyyyyy.

My Title rhymes. I got pretty angry in this episode. Don't ask questions, just accept the ramblings of an angry Canadian Elite

Holy shit, thank GOD we made the bye week. I can't wait for you guys to listen to this episode of me bitching to nobody about people who bitch about this team not being good despite the fact that we're literally leading the AFC South right now. You bastards.

I don't have a witty joke caption today. FTC

Okay, I ranted a lot in this episode. I don't even remember what I said. Fuck you Nathaniel and Victor I hope you both get splinters in your butts.

Okay, we lost. Yes, it sucks. It's unfortunate. Some may say it's a season ender! Well those people are taking CRAZY PILLS! It's just one game, and although I share in your sadness, I am also here to be optimistic. Listen to the ETP today to get a small dose of reality and a large dose of calm the fuck down!

IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE TITANS ARE GOING TO WHOOP THE GIANTS! CAPS LOCK! Listen as I go over the keys to victory for the Tennessee Titans in the second show of the week, plus my score predictions! Spoiler alert: we win in the end.

We're moving to two episodes a week! What does this mean? One episode will be a game preview! THAT'S NOT THIS ONE! Instead it's me being sad about losing a stud, being okay with gaining a former stud, and being enraged at people overhyping some studs. It's a studtastic edition of the ETP! 

There were a lot of players on the team, and now there are a lot less players on the team. And I talk about that on this episode. I sort of mailed it in.